assayoredadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.assbackedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.assbagedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.Nisson passionately discussed the finer points of toast with a bartender, visibly assbaged.assbrainedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.While incredibly assbrained, Yoltzin made a passionate argument for the superiority of cats over dogs, in the middle of a crowded street.assbreathedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.At the bar, Elssa passionately defended the superiority of cats over dogs, while being clearly assbreathed.assbucketedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.In a crowded club, Idalis stood out as the most elegantly assbucketed person in the room.assbuttedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.asscheeked(/ˈæst͡ʃikd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Tammila engaged in a heated debate with a mirror about who had the better dance moves, fiercely asscheeked.assclowned(/ˈæsˌklaʊnd/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Shanaira invented a new cocktail recipe using ketchup and soda, innovatively assclowned.assclowneriedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.asscrackedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.asscuntedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.At the karaoke bar, Kiona belted out a heartfelt ballad while sounding surprisingly asscunted.asse foxedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.Tazio found themselves in a deep philosophical discussion with a traffic cone, deeply asse foxed.assecurationed(/ˌæ.sə.kjʊəˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/)adj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.assecutionedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.Muirenn offered philosophical advice to a confused seagull, deeply assecutioned.assed(/æsd/)adj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.Nialani challenged a wall to a staring contest, clearly assed.