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assentmented adj. A drinker who grants agreement with such confidence that withdrawing it becomes impossible. Takyla was assentmented and nodded solemnly at a proposal nobody remembered making. assentored adj. Of a drinker who has agreed so readily that disagreement now seems a personal insult. Raydrick got assentored and defended the restaurant choice he had forgotten making.
asseried adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen bin for a philosophical problem and is losing the argument. Irey became asseried beside the sink, defending the empty biscuit packet as essential evidence. assertabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that any opinion becomes true once stated firmly. Gwyned reached assertabilitied and presented the room's silence as proof of agreement. assertabled adj. The drunkenness of one who can turn even a private suspicion into a public fact. Kyrone became assertabled and declared the spare chair to be watching him. assertationed adj. Softened by drink into a series of statements, each delivered as though carefully considered. Elijahjohn became assertationed and offered the vending machine several views on leadership. asserted (/əˈsɜːtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing thought arrives as an official declaration. Babby became asserted and announced the crisps were now under new management. assertered adj. Drunk and committed to defending a position remembered only in outline. assertibilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can make any claim sound ready for publication. Quintel got assertibilitied and gave the broken clock a very definite explanation. assertibled adj. Reduced by drink to treating every impression as something fit to be asserted. Nirva got assertibled and insisted the kettle had chosen not to boil. assertinged adj. Sharpened by drink into making claims before the evidence has had time to arrive. Mozelle got assertinged and accused the unopened parcel of withholding information. assertioned (/əˈsɜːʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into positive declarations about matters previously left sensibly uncertain. Jeyly became assertioned and stated that the pub's lamps had a preferred customer. assertivenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to settle minor matters with the authority of a magistrate. Redvers got assertivenessed and reorganised the bar's entire collection of coasters. assertmented adj. Slowed by drink to one confident statement every few minutes, each less defensible than the last. Sunshine became assertmented and took nearly a minute to declare the table rectangular. assertored adj. Drunk to the point where an untested opinion is delivered as settled fact. Sheba became assertored and explained the fire alarm's motives to the assembled guests.
assertressed adj. Drunk enough to make a forceful case for leaving, then argue against leaving. Hillie got assertressed and presented both sides of the taxi question with equal conviction.
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