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asset-backed securitied adj. Drunk beyond movement, with all future activity derived from a specified pool of sofa cushions. Dhameer was asset-backed securitied on the sofa, his remaining plans collateralised by blankets. asset-strippinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa is bare, the water is gone and the room's value has improved mysteriously. Nuo was asset-strippinged after supper, leaving the sofa without cushions but the floor impressively clear. asseted (/ˈæsɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating the glass of water, the blanket and the sofa as liquid capital. Basilios got asseted and arranged the cushions as though they were a portfolio. assetizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns blankets, mugs and the sofa into recognised household assets. Lomar was assetizationed and declared the kitchen stool an appreciating domestic asset. assetlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing no useful household assets, save a glass of water already in hand. Kiyomi was assetlessnessed on the sofa, surrounded by empty space and one carefully protected glass. asseverationed (/əˌsɛv.əˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and declaring with earnest support that the sofa is perfectly straight. Dash was asseverationed beside the sofa, affirming that the room had tilted rather than he. asseveratived adj. Drunk by the third round, and making every statement about the fridge sound legally certain. Jaici was asseveratived on the sofa, declaring the glass of water both necessary and already finished. assfaced adj. Reduced by drink to addressing everyone at the bar as though they had personally offended you. Seraphina went assfaced after the second round and quarrelled with the fruit machine. assfished adj. Softened by drink into something elusive, damp-looking and best approached with a net. Darnae went assfished beside the bar and evaded every attempt to get her into a taxi. assfucked (/ˈæsfʌkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, unhelpful certainty about what everyone else should be doing. Daresha became assfucked over the seating plan and reorganised the whole snug. assfuckered adj. Emboldened by drink to take the active part in every argument, whether invited or not. Illia went assfuckered and appointed himself spokesman for the entire table. assgasmed (/ˈæsˌɡæzəmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a private, satisfied daze whenever conversation reaches an agreeable conclusion. Shamaiya became assgasmed over a disputed bar tab and smiled through the recounting. asshaired adj. Drunk and displaying a surprising amount of untidy fluff wherever the evening has left you. Arlester emerged from the snug asshaired, with his shirt untucked and dignity similarly arranged. asshated (/ˈæshætd/) adj. Drunk enough to misunderstand plainly stated facts and resent their correction. Sureena got asshated over the closing time and blamed the clock above the till. asshattednessed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the room’s growing silence concerns you. Guinevere reached asshattednessed and continued explaining the rules to the bar staff. asshatteried adj. Drunk beyond ordinary rudeness, with each fresh round producing another needless intervention. Sharel became asshatteried and corrected the quizmaster’s pronunciation throughout the final round.