asset-backed commercial paperedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.asset-backed securitiedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Myrtise recited a Shakespearean soliloquy to a startled garden gnome, proving that even in their asset-backed securitied state, their love for the classics never wavered.asset-strippingedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.asseted(/ˈæsɪtd/)adj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.assetizationedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.assetlessnessedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Norine high-fived a stranger, believing they had just won the lottery, clearly assetlessnessed.asseverationed(/əˌsɛv.əˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/)adj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.asseverativedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.assfacedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Amidst a pile of discarded party hats, Yerani looked utterly assfaced.assfishedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Jong enthusiastically challenged a plant to a staring contest, impressively assfished.assfucked(/ˈæsfʌkd/)adj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.assfuckeredadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Meka became the designated hype person for a group of pigeons in the park, inspiring them to fly higher in a display of unmatched assfuckered.assgasmed(/ˈæsˌɡæzəmd/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.Myona attempted to teach a group of ducks how to salsa dance, enthusiastically assgasmed.asshairedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.asshated(/ˈæshætd/)adj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.asshatnessedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.The security guard raised an eyebrow at Aliannie, who was casually doing cartwheels down the hallway, unabashedly asshatnessed.