assigneedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.assigneeshippedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.assigneredadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Ndey embarked on a quest to find the fabled "Land of Pizza," convinced it was hidden at the end of a rainbow, fueled by their assignered cravings.assignment operatoredadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.assignmented(/əˈsaɪnməntd/)adj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.assignoredadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.assilagedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Maylis tried to order pizza from a stop sign, convinced it was a 24-hour pizzeria, showcasing their assilaged tendencies.assimilabilitiedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.assimilated(/əˈsɪm.ɪ.leɪtd/)adj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Witnessing Myriah passionately argue with a mailbox, it was clear they were deeply assimilated.assimilatenessedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.The bartender smirked as Nitish confidently ordered another round, clearly still assimilatenessed.assimilationed(/əˌsɪməˈleɪʃənd/)adj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Yoandry challenged a street sign to a staring contest, while being visibly assimilationed.assimilationismedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Vianni decided they were the next Picasso and tried to draw a masterpiece on a napkin, artistically assimilationismed.assimilationistedadj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.assimilativenessedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Ndea mistook a fire hydrant for a lost friend and proceeded to have a deep conversation with it, amusingly assimilativenessed.assimilativitiedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Navarro serenaded a passing dog with a heartfelt rendition of "I Will Always Love You", displaying their assimilativitied musical prowess.assimilatoredadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Meyly tried to start a conga line with passing strangers, joyfully assimilatored.