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assignered adj. A drinker so far gone that every available object receives a task and a reporting line. Tauris became assignered and appointed the umbrella to supervise the doorway. assignment operatored adj. Drunk on the strength of which everyone else has been given a new value, without their consent. Ismaa'eel went assignment operatored and reassigned the table's responsibilities over chips. assignmented (/əˈsaɪnməntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of allocating every remaining task to whoever is nearest, including the person serving the drinks. Miaya became assignmented and gave the coat-check attendant responsibility for tomorrow's meeting. assignored adj. Drunk since last orders, and appointing bystanders to duties they had not volunteered for. Arwaa became assignored and put the quietest guest in charge of getting everyone home. assilaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and wheeling about the gathering with the anxious persistence of a storm petrel. Fleta went assilaged, circling the kitchen while the hosts guarded the biscuits. assimilabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and readily absorbed into any conversation, queue or group photograph available. Khamille became assimilabilitied and joined three separate conversations without learning their subjects. assimilated (/əˈsɪm.ɪ.leɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and absorbed into the party so completely that nobody could remember who had brought you. Leyli was assimilated into the birthday party before anyone established whose invitation she had received. assimilatenessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish one acquaintance from another, or to notice that they have noticed. Toray mistook the neighbours for colleagues, displaying considerable assimilatenessed at the barbecue. assimilationed (/əˌsɪməˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to merge separate conversations into one, leaving their participants responsible for all of it. Gerianne became assimilationed and carried a complaint from the kitchen into the taxi. assimilationismed adj. Having drunk more than the company could accommodate, and pressing every separate conversation towards one approved view. Lakitia became assimilationismed and made the book group adopt her interpretation by dessert. assimilationisted adj. You have drunk enough to recruit every companion to your position, whether or not there was one. Alleisha got assimilationisted and persuaded the whole queue that the doors had moved. assimilativenessed adj. You are drunk and taking in every nearby remark, then returning it enlarged to its original speaker. Primus became assimilativenessed and repeated the landlord's joke with several unnecessary additions. assimilativitied adj. Of a drinker: absorbing the mood of whoever is nearest, then imposing it on everyone else. assimilatored adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed every opinion in the room and is now distributing them indiscriminately. assimilituded adj. Describing a drinker who makes all company seem interchangeable, particularly when introductions are required. Smyrna was assimilituded and introduced the same two cousins to one another repeatedly. assimineided adj. A drinker who retreats into a small, damp corner and conducts cautious expeditions towards the crisps. Shakee went assimineided beneath the coat rack, emerging only when Tavi offered salt-and-vinegar crisps.