assizoredadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Nefeli woke up in a stranger's bathtub, realizing they had reached a new level of assizored the night before.asskissered(/ˈæskɪsɚd/)adj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.Minh skipped down the street, singing show tunes to invisible audience, melodiously asskissered.asskissingedadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.asslessnessedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.asslickeredadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.The night took a turn as Novella enthusiastically debated the merits of wearing socks with sandals, appearing slightly asslickered.asslingedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.assloadedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Despite their initial reluctance, the Melisande soon found themselves embracing the party atmosphere, becoming more and more assloaded with each passing minute.assmannedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.assmanshippedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.assmonkeyedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.The bartender cut Mourice off after realizing just how assmonkeyed they were.assmosisedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.assmouthedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.assmunchedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Nelson made a solemn vow to only speak in rhymes for the rest of the evening, much to the confusion of their friends and fellow assmunched individuals.assmuncheredadj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.In a corner, Myrlande slouched, looking amusingly assmunchered.assnedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.associabilitiedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.