assizoredadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Michaelle tried to convince everyone at the bar that they were actually a secret agent on a top-secret mission, sounding both confident and undeniably assizored.asskissered(/ˈæskɪsɚd/)adj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Mykaila tried to order pizza from a garden gnome, displaying classic signs of being asskissered.asskissingedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.asslessnessedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Liezel entered the room wearing a traffic cone as a hat, looking thoroughly asslessnessed.asslickeredadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.A karaoke machine beckoned Narciso, who sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" while feeling notably asslickered.asslingedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.The morning joggers exchanged amused glances as Naylah jogged past, surprisingly asslinged.assloadedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Neyo sat on the kitchen floor, surrounded by pizza crusts, feeling utterly assloaded.assmannedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Kesi wrote a heartfelt love letter to a vending machine, professing their undying affection in a assmanned haze.assmanshippedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Eryk thought they were a world-class poet, reciting haikus to anyone who would listen in a state of extreme assmanshipped.assmonkeyedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.assmosisedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.assmouthedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.In the midst of the chaos, Mleah stood on a table, proudly assmouthed.assmunchedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Merilee attempted to reenact a scene from Titanic with a reluctant stranger, the perfect example of assmunched enthusiasm.assmuncheredadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.assnedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.The museum security guard gently escorted Merrel out, explaining that attempting to high-five a marble bust was not acceptable behavior, even while assned.associabilitiedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.