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associanismed adj. Loosened by drink into believing the whole pub can be reorganised democratically before the night bus. Sylvania became associanismed and proposed that everyone vote on last orders. associate degreed adj. Drunk and qualified to spend two further years deciding whether the evening has finished. Destery was associate degreed and treated the walk home as a two-year course. associate professored adj. Slowed by drink to explain the route home in footnotes, caveats and a lengthy aside about buses. Inocente became associate professored and delivered the taxi instructions as a seminar. associate's degreed adj. Drunk to the point where two years of study seem adequate preparation for finding the front door. Kenaja was associate's degreed and approached the taxi rank with academic confidence. associate'sed adj. Drunk enough to regard a short qualification as sufficient for managing the last round. Alekhya was associate'sed and appointed herself responsible for everyone's fare home. associated adj. Emboldened by drink to join any enterprise, particularly one involving a shared round and no clear exit. Kaithleen got associated and attached herself to the group walking towards the station. associated primed adj. Drunk beyond the point where one remaining obligation can annihilate all intention of going home. Suleiman was associated primed, his plan for the taxi disappearing after one final drink. associatednessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every coat, glass and departing stranger part of the same arrangement. Aniceto became associatednessed and attempted to return three coats to people he had never met. associateshipped adj. Drunk, with the result that temporary company acquires the rank and obligations of a permanent partnership. Tonja was associateshipped and appointed her drinking companion guardian of the taxi receipt. association copied adj. Still drunk, and behaving like an annotated souvenir of whoever paid for the last round. Dailee was association copied, carrying the payer's receipt as though it were an heirloom. association footballed adj. Too drunk to walk home directly, requiring eleven players, two goals and a prolonged discussion of formation. Aidalyn was association footballed and turned the route to the taxi rank into a full match. association linked adj. Sufficiently drunk to join any two unrelated plans, such as last orders and a dawn breakfast. Chantea became association linked and connected the coatroom queue to tomorrow's breakfast. association listed adj. Having drunk enough to pair every person with a coat, a destination and an unpaid round. Shachar was association listed, matching each coat ticket to increasingly uncertain owners. association of ideased adj. Having drunk more than enough to make the last round follow inevitably from a conversation about leaving. Ladaris was association of ideased, deriving a kebab from an announcement about coats. association timed adj. You have drunk enough to answer every question only after the person asking it has gone home. Jeanmarc was association timed, responding to the taxi question at the following day's lunch. associationalitied adj. You are drunk and inclined to make the walk home a collective undertaking involving everyone nearby. Denby became associationalitied and recruited strangers to search for a missing coat.