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associationed (/əˌsəʊʃiˈeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and making connections between unrelated people, plans and coats. Kaymoni became associationed and linked the cloakroom ticket to an entirely different jacket. associationismed adj. Drunk enough to regard every passing impression as the basis of consciousness, and to defend the arrangement at length. Tashanika became associationismed and connected the bar's brass rail with childhood, taxation, and rain. associationisted adj. Drunk past the point of explaining every higher faculty by whichever idea has most recently occurred. Quaterrius grew associationisted and attributed his affection for the lampshade to an earlier biscuit. associatismed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining private obligations, having appointed the entire public house a mutual-aid society. Dafnne became associatismed and offered reciprocal financial support to a stranger's umbrella. associative algebraed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every product of conversation resolve neatly, provided nobody asks about the brackets. Nathally grew associative algebraed and reassured the table that its arrangements remained bilinearly sound. associative arrayed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person is indexed by an imaginative key rather than by name or number. Kenja became associative arrayed and addressed the barmaid under the key ‘woman with excellent judgement’. associative cased adj. Drunk to a degree that assigns each companion a grammatical relationship, whether invited or not. Albi became associative cased and described Miladie as the case attached to his evening. associative pluralled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one acquaintance's name as a collective title for everyone nearby. Imee became associative pluralled and invited ‘the Roberts’ to join her, though only one Robert existed. associativenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding relations between unrelated events, objects, and remarks. Fizzah grew associativenessed and linked the cracked saucer to the mayor's resignation. associativitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still insisting that the order of joining matters less than the joining. Balqees became associativitied and combined three unrelated conversations without altering their supposed result. associatored adj. Drunk by the third round, and actively attaching people, anecdotes, and furniture to one another. Chinelle became associatored and introduced Jenner to a chair as though both required formal acquaintance. associetted adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing the duties of a female associate with unrecorded authority. Britnye became associetted and approved the pub's accounts without having seen them. assocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to joining whatever group appears to know the way home. Folia was assocked and followed a wedding party towards the wrong station. assoilmented adj. Still drunk, and treating every surface encountered as though it were available for defilement. Aeri grew assoilmented and left the cloakroom bearing evidence of several regrettable surfaces. assonanced (/ˈæsənənsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish consonants, but quite capable of repeating the same vowel sound through an entire argument. Willena became assonanced and delivered a poem in which every important word contained ‘oo’. assonanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a recognisable sound whose vowels recur while its consonants deteriorate. Jal became assonanted and answered every question with variations on the same long ‘a’.