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assortationed adj. Having drunk enough to sort the company into categories which become less defensible with each classification. Haowen became assortationed and arranged the guests by coat, accent, and suspected reliability. assortative matinged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with impartial company, selecting companions according to increasingly similar defects. Bernhard became assortative matinged and sought only those whose shoes were as impractical as his. assortative pairinged adj. You have drunk enough to pair people by resemblance, chiefly of temperament and poor timing. Wendi became assortative pairinged and matched the two argumentative strangers by volume alone. assortativenessed adj. You are drunk and increasingly inclined to select company resembling yourself in judgement, volume, or footwear. Gardina grew assortativenessed and gathered the room's least practical conversationalists around her. assortativitied adj. Of a drinker: inclined to connect with others whose level of confusion is substantially the same. Estrela became assortativitied and formed a close conversational network with the three people misreading the menu. assortednessed adj. Of a drinker who has collected a varied but related selection of opinions, grievances, and loose objects. Paskel became assortednessed, carrying receipts, opinions, and two unrelated keys in one pocket. assortered adj. Describing a drinker who classifies the company by category, then revises the categories without notice. Rohen became assortered and rearranged the guests according to hat, allegiance, and tolerance of opera. assortimented adj. A drinker who has assembled a collection of related but varying explanations for remaining at the table. Pfeiffer became assortimented and offered several related reasons why leaving would be premature. assortmented (/əˈsɔːtməntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the company has become a collection of varying but related specimens. Catheryne became assortmented and described the assembled guests as a useful range of related examples. asspated adj. The state of being drunk and receiving undeserved sympathy for conduct which plainly invited none. Foster became asspated and was comforted for misplacing a glass he was still holding. assplanted adj. The condition of a drinker who has made an unintentional landing on the buttocks, usually near furniture. Kristalyn became assplanted beside the piano and maintained that the descent had been deliberate. assprinted adj. Drunk on the strength of leaving a precise impression on the sofa, which remains after breakfast. Adelbert was assprinted by dawn, his outline still visible in the upholstery. asspulled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each explanation is assembled after the event. Hazin was asspulled and paused before attributing the noise to plumbing. asspussied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning-after soreness as a matter of formal correspondence. Zanaiah arrived asspussied, composing a careful complaint about the bathroom tiles. assquaked (/ˈæsˌkweɪkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and facing the morning with explosive consequences best kept near the lavatory. Webster was assquaked before breakfast and made a rapid, regrettable departure for the loo. assraped adj. Drunk to the point where every social boundary has become regrettably negotiable. Shinique was assraped and joined a private discussion with the confidence of an invited guest.