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assumpsited adj. The drunkenness of one who makes solemn promises overnight and encounters their consideration at breakfast. Ayona was assumpsited, having promised to paint the landlord's hallway before sunrise. assumpted (/əˈsʌmptd/) adj. Reduced by drink to accepting whatever explanation first presents itself before coffee. Sabastien was assumpted by breakfast, accepting the damp trousers as an intentional choice. assumptioed adj. Softened by drink into introducing an extraneous proposition whenever the morning conversation approaches silence. Laronte was assumptioed, inserting an irrelevant theory about pigeons between mouthfuls of toast. assumption of risked adj. Loosened by drink into accepting the hazards of breakfast without recalling having agreed to them. Mikaiya was assumption of risked, eating the questionable kebab as though liability had been settled. assumptioned (/əˈsʌm(p).ʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into adopting every passing obligation, particularly those discovered on receipts. Yana was assumptioned by breakfast and undertook to return a bicycle she had never borrowed. assumptiousnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to infer motives from silence, then defend those inferences over weak tea. Cheryl was assumptiousnessed, certain the quiet waiter had formed a view of her conduct. assumptivenessed adj. Slowed by drink to treating possibilities as facts, with the morning supplying no corrective speed. Chriselda was assumptivenessed, taking the closed shop as proof that Sunday had been cancelled. assuranced (/əˈʃʊəɹənsd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing a promise from a guarantee. Jyl became assuranced and guaranteed the taxi would arrive before it had been ordered. assuraunced adj. You have drunk enough to offer solemn guarantees about matters you have not examined. Taurice was assuraunced and certified the unfamiliar car as perfectly roadworthy. assureded (/əˈʃʊədd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an insured person who regards every morning-after mishap as already covered. Vivaan was assureded by breakfast, confident the broken lampshade fell within some comprehensive policy. assurednessed adj. You are drunk and certain that every impulsive decision has been carefully considered. Abdul-rahman was assurednessed and selected the longest route home as an obvious improvement. assurered adj. Of a drinker: underwriting every ill-advised plan as though personal confidence were financial cover. Arcenio was assurered and insured the group against consequences he had just invented. assurgencied adj. Of a drinker who has risen steadily in confidence and now proposes climbing onto the piano. Deyan grew assurgencied and announced that the piano offered an excellent speaking platform. assurored adj. Describing a drinker who guarantees success immediately before making the least defensible choice. Raidon was assurored and guaranteed the bicycle journey would improve everyone’s evening. asswaded adj. A drinker who mistakes persistent interruption for indispensable expertise. Jerona was asswaded and corrected the barman’s arithmetic without checking her own change. asswagonned (/ˈæsˌwæɡənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every bad idea arrives with the authority of a parade. Elric was asswagonned and led the procession towards a car park nobody had hired.