asswadedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.Suban passionately argued with a mirror, convinced their reflection was out to get them, undeniably asswaded.asswagonned(/ˈæsˌwæɡənd/)adj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.Holding a deep conversation with a shopping cart, Zacharian proved they were undoubtedly asswagonned.assweededadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Md invented a new dance move called the "flamingo shuffle" and performed it in a parking lot, showcasing their assweeded creativity.asswholedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.In a moment of inspiration, Chana attempted to start a conga line with unsuspecting strangers, undeniably asswholed.asswhoredadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.Nahyla declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, unapologetically asswhored.asswiped(/ˈæswaɪpd/)adj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.assyrtikoedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow at Ahlyvia's request to be driven to the moon, recognizing the assyrtikoed tone in their voice.assythedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.assythementedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.assythmented(/əˈsʌɪðməntd/)adj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.In the midst of the chaos, Merlinda hugged a stranger, clearly assythmented.astaceinedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Trying to navigate a shopping cart like a bumper car, Mollie was clearly astaceined.astacenedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.Alondria pondered the meaning of life with a rubber duck, philosophically astacened.astaciculturedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.In a moment of inspiration, Myianna decided to invent a new language based solely on interpretive dance, leaving everyone around them feeling slightly astacicultured.astacidedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.Bernessia burst into a random apartment, convinced it was their own, bewilderingly astacided.astacinnedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.Miangel confidently shared their revolutionary idea for glow-in-the-dark socks with a bewildered bartender, showcasing their entrepreneurial spirit even in a state of being utterly astacinned.astacologiedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.Mikhala serenaded a vending machine, pouring their heart out in a rendition of "Careless Whisper", in a truly astacologied state.