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astrointerferometered
astrological signed
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astrointerferometered
adj.
Drunk and combining every available viewpoint into one morning account that cannot quite agree with itself.
Annaliece was
astrointerferometered
, offering three incompatible observations of the same kitchen chair.
astroited
adj.
Drunk past the point of ordinary pallor, radiating from the bed like a fossilised starstone.
Jasaya lay
astroited
beneath the curtains, bright-eyed only in the geological sense.
astrolabed
(/ˈæs.tɹəˌleɪbd/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where the height of the sun and stars is gauged by lying down again.
Sharrae woke
astrolabed
and estimated the afternoon from the angle of light beneath the curtains.
astrolatered
adj.
You have drunk enough to worship the stars and issue them detailed instructions.
Joi got
astrolatered
and attempted to reorganise the constellations from the beer garden.
astrolatried
adj.
You are drunk and conducting solemn devotions towards whichever stars seem most cooperative.
Malyka became
astrolatried
and raised a glass to Orion's administrative achievements.
astrolawed
adj.
Of a drinker: confidently applying terrestrial legal principles to disputes occurring beyond the atmosphere.
Herbie got
astrolawed
and served the moon with papers for obstructing his route home.
astrolinguisticsed
(/ˈæstɹəlɪŋˈɡwɪstɪksd/)
adj.
Of a drinker who has confidently begun translating an extraterrestrial language nobody else can hear.
Cristalle became
astrolinguisticsed
and translated the radiator's clicking into several alien dialects.
astrolithologied
adj.
Drunk beyond terrestrial remedies, treating the morning headache as an aerolite requiring scientific classification.
Nave was
astrolithologied
by breakfast, studying the headache's trajectory through the ceiling.
astrolled
adj.
Slowed by drink to interpret every star separately before making a decision already made.
Mahalya became
astrolled
and spent twenty minutes consulting the sky about a kebab.
astrologastered
adj.
Describing a drinker who makes petty predictions with the authority of a failed horoscope.
astrologered
(/əˈstɹɒl.ə.d͡ʒɚd/)
adj.
A drinker who assigns cosmic causes to ordinary mistakes and acts on the conclusions.
Mary-pier got
astrologered
and changed tables after deciding Saturn disliked the bar staff.
astrologeressed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every poor decision acquires a celestial explanation.
Laileigh became
astrologeressed
and blamed the wrong taxi on an unfavourable lunar aspect.
astrologesed
adj.
The state of being drunk and speaking in horoscope jargon while making wholly terrestrial errors.
Addalina got
astrologesed
and described dropping her purse as a conjunction of unfortunate influences.
astrologessed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who delivers astrological verdicts with unwarranted confidence and no useful evidence.
Jeymi grew
astrologessed
and diagnosed the argument as a quarrel between incompatible signs.
astrologianed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who confidently predicts human affairs from the position of a nearby lamp.
Henrie became
astrologianed
and forecast a prosperous evening from the pub's pendant light.
astrological signed
adj.
Reduced by drink to twelve possible personalities, each selected to excuse the next decision.
Darolyn got
astrological signed
and blamed the missing wallet on being an obvious Capricorn.
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