astronomer-priested
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astronomer-priested adj. Still drunk, and conducting a solemn ceremony over the final glass of water. Spiridon remained astronomer-priested, blessing the tap before filling the glass. astronomered (/əˈstɹɒn.ə.məd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and studying the kitchen ceiling as though it contained the universe. Keria got astronomered and charted the ceiling while waiting for the kettle.
astronomeressed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen light from a distant star, but determined to investigate. Villie was astronomeressed and approached the kitchen light with unusual caution. astronomessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign names and properties to every object on the coffee table. Luispablo became astronomessed and classified the water glass as a minor planet. astronomianed adj. Emboldened by drink to read horoscopes aloud, and offer the barmaid a forecast. Nahema got astronomianed and predicted a prosperous evening for everyone near the fruit machine. astronomic refractioned adj. Slowed by drink to bend every pub light into a wavering halo. Akosua stood astronomic refractioned beneath the bar sign, waiting for it to settle. astronomical refractioned adj. Drunk and making distant objects appear nearer, particularly the next round. Errin was astronomical refractioned and insisted the bar was only three steps away. astronomical timed adj. Drunk to the point where noon, closing time and last Thursday share one clock. Franchell got astronomical timed and asked whether closing had happened yesterday. astronomical transiented adj. Drunk enough to flare briefly across the conversation before vanishing into the snug. Scot went astronomical transiented, delivering one brilliant toast before disappearing behind the coats. astronomical twilighted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing morning from evening, but not yet from the bar. Charlesa emerged astronomical twilighted and asked whether the pub had just opened. astronomical united adj. Drunk beyond any useful distance from home, the journey measured in suns rather than miles. Roschell was astronomical united and considered the taxi rank a neighbouring solar system. astronomical yeared adj. Drunk in a way that makes one circuit of the pub feel like a full calendar. Varee became astronomical yeared between two trips to the gents. astronomicsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every empty glass becomes part of a larger survey. Randarius got astronomicsed and began cataloguing the pub's glasses by apparent magnitude. astronomied (/əˈstɹɑn.ə.mid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mapping the whole room, including objects already in one's hand. Jaso got astronomied and charted a route from the bar to his abandoned coat. astronomisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the ceiling, the smoke alarm and the fruit machine subjects of study. Deizel became astronomisted and took notes on the ceiling's suspicious rotation.
astronoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing heroic acts that chiefly involve finding a chair. Kodey got astronoted and attempted a lunar landing on the settle.