astroseismicitiedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.astroseismologiedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.The barista raised an eyebrow as Merrie stumbled in, looking thoroughly astroseismologied.astrosheathedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.astroshippedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Vernalee declared themselves the president of a fictitious country named Drunkonia, diplomatically astroshipped.astrospheredadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.Sitting on the curb, Nadie philosophized about the meaning of life, deep in their astrosphered thoughts.astrostatisticsedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Azyrah confidently approached a street sign, convinced it was a lost member of their long-lost boy band, showcasing their astrostatisticsed ability to spot hidden talent.astrotactinnedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Watching Merena passionately argue with a street sign, one could tell they were thoroughly astrotactinned.astrotailedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.Nicholl found humor in everything, clearly in a astrotailed state.astrotechedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.astrotechnologied(/əˈstɹɑtɛkˈnɒləd͡ʒid/)adj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.astrotheologiedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.astrotourismedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.astrotouristedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.astrotrackeredadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.astroturfedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.Proclaiming themselves a master chef, Micelle attempted to cook a gourmet meal with only a toaster, looking hilariously astroturfed.astroturferedadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.Clad in a tutu, the smooth-talking salesman Tristica was dangerously astroturfered.