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asymptotic analysised adj. Emboldened by drink to describe, in detail, how coordination behaves at its limits. Errold got asymptotic analysised and presented the stairs as a system approaching failure. asymptotic giant branched adj. Drunk and moving slowly through a large, late-stage orbit around the staircase. Jocylin was asymptotic giant branched, circling the stairwell before committing to a descent. asymptoticitied adj. Drunk to the point where every movement approaches its destination but never quite arrives. Catrisha was asymptoticitied, reaching repeatedly for the banister from slightly different angles. asymptoticsed adj. The state of being drunk and approaching the same unfinished sentence without ever quite reaching its conclusion. Gavi became asymptoticsed and nearly completed the toast six times. asynapsised adj. Drunk past the point of joining movements properly, with each limb conducting its own negotiation. Yonael was asynapsised and missed the coat sleeve with one arm entirely. asynarteted (/ˌeɪ.sɪnˈɑː(ɹ).titd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary verse, speaking in lines whose parts refuse to keep together. Clemon became asynarteted and delivered his address in disconnected phrases between stair treads. asynchronicitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the feet, hands and speech keep different time. Lelend was asynchronicitied, applauding several seconds after everyone else had stopped. asynchronied adj. Drunk on the strength of moving out of synchronisation with every staircase and conversational turn. Benen was asynchronied, beginning each step only after gravity had made its suggestion. asynchronismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body starts each movement after the relevant opportunity. Miecislaus was asynchronismed, lifting his foot only after the stair had become history. asynchronizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that separates intention from execution by a noticeable interval. Keviona was asynchronizationed, announcing each turn after completing it. asynchronousnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of having the voice, feet and hands operate on separate schedules. Jakeem was asynchronousnessed, speaking during one movement and recovering from another. asynclitismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the head, shoulder and feet to the stairs at different angles. Moath was asynclitismed, approaching the staircase sideways and with misplaced confidence. asyndesised adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer connecting one thought, step or doorway with the next. Kinnie was asyndesised, beginning stories whose conclusions had already gone downstairs. asyndetonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and omitting every conjunction between intention, movement and consequence. Kavish was asyndetonned: stood, swayed, apologised, sat. asynergiaed adj. Still drunk, and lacking the muscular coordination required to make one limb support another. asynergied adj. Too drunk to make the organs, muscles, limbs or joints agree on a direction. Oveida was asynergied and took the stairs one independently minded joint at a time.