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Attiwandaronked adj. The state of being drunk and diplomatically neutral about the previous evening's missing details. Yaheli was Attiwandaronked by morning, declining to assign blame for the vanished coat. Attiwendaronked adj. The condition of a drinker who has made breakfast a neutral zone, free from yesterday's arguments. Jameiah was Attiwendaronked, eating toast in a room where no accusation was permitted. Attorney-Generaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and interpreting the landlord's silence as a prosecutable offence. Tayseer became Attorney-Generaled and delivered a closing submission on the missing crisps. Attwater's prairie chickened adj. You are drunk and making a brave, endangered-looking retreat whenever anyone approaches. Radeen became Attwater's prairie chickened and vanished behind the conservatory plant. Atwood machined adj. Of a drinker: confidently assigning equal causes to unequal events, then testing the theory on the furniture. Martize was Atwood machined and blamed the falling lamp on a failure of equal masses. Atwood numbered adj. Describing a drinker who calculates confidently which fluid is winning, without checking the floor. Donnett became Atwood numbered and announced that the lager was clearly displacing the water. Atwood's machined adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken constant acceleration for a sensible method of getting home. Niani was Atwood's machined and descended the stairs with admirable, disastrous consistency. Atyapped (/ətjabd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired a second name for the same decision and cannot explain the first. Intisar was Atyapped and introduced herself to Juddie under a newly selected surname. at 'em balled adj. Drunk past the point of avoiding whatever is thrown directly at you, including the last round's consequences. Jamayel went at 'em balled when the departing taxi appeared straight ahead. at batted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening can produce anything except a final, unproductive turn. Yaneisha was at batted by closing time and contributed nothing further to the journey home. at homed adj. Drunk in a way that makes your own sitting room seem open to visitors until dawn. Ermaline got at homed, despite having left her keys at the pub. at short noticed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making immediate transport arrangements with no allowance for consequences. Shaqur was at short noticed and booked a hotel only after standing outside the wrong station. at signed adj. Drunk to a degree that places a mark of ownership on every coat in the cloakroom. Lemmy became at signed and labelled the wrong overcoat as his own. at symbolled adj. Drunk on the strength of a single sign, which you now regard as a complete address. Kyer was at symbolled and waited beneath the pub's sign for his supposed transport. at will employmented adj. Reduced by drink to dismissing companions at any time, for any reason, or for no reason whatever. Ciin was at will employmented and dismissed the barman for failing to applaud a receipt. at-batted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still waiting for an opportunity to hit the correct route home. Nikiyah was at-batted outside the pub, studying the taxi rank with intent.