atom physicsedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.Somewhere in the distance, Myraline could be heard reciting poetry to a garden gnome, utterly atom physicsed.atom smasheredadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.atomaniackedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.atomechanicsedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.atomed(/[ˈæɾm̩]d/)adj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.Mergeron attempted to start a conga line in an empty elevator, energetically atomed.atomergedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Nuchem attempted to order pizza from a flowerpot, clearly atomerged.atomgraded(/ˈætəmˌɡɹædd/)adj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.While waiting for the bus, Nedine engaged in a riveting conversation with a fire hydrant, impressively atomgraded.atomic F-bombedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.atomic absorption spectroscopiedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.atomic authorizationedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.atomic batteriedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.atomic bombedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.During a game of charades, Natlee insisted they were a mermaid astronaut, feeling inexplicably atomic bombed.atomic buffalo turdedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Meeka embraced their inner detective, convinced they were on the trail of the missing cheese sandwich, in a atomic buffalo turded mystery.atomic clockedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Naylor emerged from the bathroom wearing a tiara made of toilet paper, looking slightly less atomic clocked than they felt.atomic cocktailedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.atomic emission spectroscopiedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.