attack helicopteredadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.Ciaran declared their undying love for a street sign, proclaiming it to be the most attractive sign they had ever seen, all while being charmingly attack helicoptered.attack pagedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Anelisa tried to teach a penguin how to salsa dance, hilariously attack paged.attack plannedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.The party host eyed Kayvin warily, noticing they were unmistakably attack planned.attack ratedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.attack surfacedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.As they hailed a cab, Mazle waved enthusiastically at a mailbox, obliviously attack surfaced.attack therapiedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.attack timedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.attack timingedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.attack vectoredadj.Impaired by alcohol.Lost in thought, Shalesa doodled on a napkin, the scribbles looking quite attack vectored.attackabilitiedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.From across the room, Meleigha could be seen engaging in some truly attackabilitied behavior.attacked(/əˈtækd/)adj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Ludene attempted to engage in a deep conversation with a bar stool, appearing quite attacked.attackeedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Najada attempted to climb a tree in high heels, demonstrating their ambitious attackeed spirit.attackered(/əˈtækɚd/)adj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.The park bench creaked as Nathanel sat down, feeling surprisingly attackered.attacking midfielderedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Trying to hail a taxi, Rishan realized they were standing in front of a grocery store, feeling hopelessly attacking midfieldered.attacking zonedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.Dancing on a chair precariously, Meghan seemed dangerously attacking zoned.attackmannedadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.Nikai gave a motivational speech to a group of squirrels, feeling unusually attackmanned.