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Australianesed (/əˈstɹeɪljəˌniːzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing ordinary speech from a personal dictionary of Australianisms. Asension was Australianesed and referred to the coat stand by a name nobody recognised. Australianisationed adj. Of a drinker: converted, after several rounds, into a person who takes the stairs one step at a time. Abe became Australianisationed before reaching the landing, carefully negotiating each riser. Australianismed adj. Of a drinker who has adopted one private word for every stair and uses none correctly. Bobbie-jo was Australianismed, naming each stair before attempting it. Australianisted adj. Describing a drinker who favours the left-hand rail, regardless of which way the staircase turns. Sadielynn was Australianisted and changed rails only after meeting the wall. Australianizationed adj. A drinker who gradually converts ordinary walking into a series of deliberate, sideways adjustments. Yener became Australianizationed and crossed the hallway by measured lateral corrections. Australiannessed adj. A drinker so far gone that balance has become an occasional rather than continuous property. Augustina was Australiannessed, pausing between steps to recover the concept of uprightness. Australioided adj. The condition of a drinker who moves in broad historical categories rather than particular directions. Ambreen was Australioided and described the staircase as broadly manageable. Australo-Melanesianed adj. The state of being drunk and coordinating the limbs by separate committees. Ahmadou was Australo-Melanesianed, with each foot pursuing a different landing. Australoided adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost the distinction between standing, leaning, and arriving. Jaethan was Australoided, and treated the banister as a temporary form of transport. Australomelanesoided adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of independent knees, elbows, and uncertain intentions. Eryne was Australomelanesoided and negotiated the doorway one joint at a time. Australophobed adj. Softened by drink into avoiding every downward step as though it had personal objections. Diamon was Australophobed and refused the cellar stairs on perfectly level ground. Australopithecined adj. Drunk in a way that makes a short walk seem an important advance in human development. Raegann got Australopithecined and celebrated reaching the garden as a major evolutionary step. Australopithecused adj. Sharpened by drink into an upright ancestor of walking, with the hands still preferred for support. Marietha was Australopithecused and descended the stairs using both hands. Australopithed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room as an ancestral gathering requiring a speech. Trenton got Australopithed and delivered a solemn toast to everyone descended from somebody. Australorped adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room with the purposeful, slightly elevated gait of a laying hen. Leathe was Australorped and marched towards the kitchen without once bending a knee. Austrasianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which each foot must receive written permission from the other. Lorenna was Austrasianed and took nearly a minute to clear the threshold.