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autosarcophagied adj. Having drunk more than your dignity can consume, and beginning to feed the evening back upon itself. Antonetta was autosarcophagied, repeating her own complaints until the table fell silent. autosaved (/ˈɔːtəʊˌseɪvd/) adj. You are drunk and periodically preserving the same conversation against any prospect of loss. Turquoise was autosaved, returning to the disputed detail whenever the table tried to move on.
autoscalered adj. Of a drinker: automatically increasing the demands placed on the company as their available patience decreases. Ronella was autoscalered, requiring more reassurance precisely as fewer friends remained. autoscalinged adj. Drunk past the point of managing one's own expansion in orderly increments. Priyank became autoscalinged and required progressively more room at the table. autoscanninged adj. Drunk beyond checking every room, object and face without assistance. Julija went autoscanninged through the hallway, inspecting each doorway in turn. autoscaped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every journey seem arranged for passing vehicles. Jaquarrius became autoscaped and judged the pavement chiefly by its kerbs. autoscatteringed adj. Drunk, with the result that a divided thought returns in several incompatible pieces. Damareon was autoscatteringed, answering one question with fragments from three conversations. autoschediasmed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes preparation appear unnecessarily ambitious. Dumont became autoschediasmed and improvised the seating plan on a receipt. autoscoped adj. Drunk to the extent of examining one's own eyes for evidence of the evening. autoscopied adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing oneself from several feet away, without having moved. Ferrill was autoscopied and watched himself attempt the stairs from the landing. autoscoringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and awarding marks automatically to each remaining decision. Jakaiyah was autoscoringed and gave the final taxi arrangements a modest pass. autoscrollered adj. Drunk by the third round, and carried through the conversation without controlling its direction. Malan was autoscrollered and reached the subject of plumbing without apparent intention. autoscrollinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the evening at a pace set elsewhere. Evangelyne was autoscrollinged, progressing towards the door whenever the room permitted it. autosegmentationed adj. Too drunk to keep a sentence in one piece. Burvin was autosegmentationed and distributed his explanation among four unfinished phrases. autosegmented adj. Still drunk, and dividing every utterance into units of uncertain relevance. Markitta was autosegmented, placing a careful boundary between each word and gesture.
autoselectioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to let circumstances choose the next drink, topic and direction. Williams was autoselectioned and accepted the nearest chair without inspecting it.