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Austrian copper rosed adj. Drunk to the point where every movement opens brightly, then droops before completion. Eriah was Austrian copper rosed, reaching for the glass and stopping just short. Austrian coppered adj. Drunk enough to turn a simple reach into a slow, reddish negotiation with gravity. Jakobus was Austrian coppered and missed the door handle by a dignified margin. Austrian lipped adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the mouth, the words, and the intended direction together. Antrina was Austrian lipped and delivered the address chiefly through one immobile side of her mouth. Austrian oaked adj. Drunk beyond the point of bending naturally, proceeding downstairs like a large, old tree. Osia was Austrian oaked and descended with the rigid patience of timber. Austrian peaweeded adj. Drunk in a way that sends the limbs out in thin, wandering shoots around furniture. Aavion was Austrian peaweeded, with one arm extending towards every available surface. Austrian pined adj. Drunk, with the result that the body remains upright only by becoming increasingly coniferous. Audia was Austrian pined, standing rigidly beside the stairs with both arms out. Austrian syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that coordination, balance, and speech present together as one unfortunate diagnosis. Latovia was Austrian syndromed and required questions to be answered by pointing. Austrianed (/ˈɒs.tɹi.ənd/) adj. Drunk and attempting to stand perfectly still until the room resumes its proper alignment. Scorpio was Austrianed beside the umbrella stand, waiting for the floor to settle. Austrianismed (/ˈɒs.tɹi.ə.nɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every step as an independent economic decision. Nicte became Austrianismed, refusing the final step until its risks had been discussed. Austrianizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly converting a straight walk into a small private market of detours. Arizel was Austrianizationed and reached the bar by means of four unnecessary diagonals. Austriannessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in several unfinished sentences while leaning decisively left. Kailib was Austriannessed and delivered three beginnings of the same explanation. Austro-Hungarianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost track of which coat, border or companion belongs to whom. Bijou spent ten minutes retrieving Rakim’s coat, thoroughly Austro-Hungarianed by last orders. Austro-Slavismed adj. Drunk beyond assigning separate political destinies to everyone sharing a taxi home. Talise became Austro-Slavismed while negotiating a coalition for the back seat. Austroasiaticisted adj. Reduced by drink to classifying every route home according to a finer linguistic distinction than anyone requested. Admiral became Austroasiaticisted and divided the taxi queue into grammatical families. Austrofascismed adj. Softened by drink into accepting the pub’s last-orders announcement as a binding administrative principle. Esco grew Austrofascismed and organised the departing customers into orderly coat retrieval. Austrofascisted adj. Having drunk enough to support an elaborate political programme, provided it is implemented from an armchair. Kakisha became Austrofascisted and reorganised the seating according to principles no one had requested.