authenticalnessedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Attempting to cook a meal, Aniyha managed to create a masterpiece of burnt toast, the kitchen smelling distinctly authenticalnessed.authenticationed(/ɔːˌθɛntɪˈkeɪʃnd/)adj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.authenticatoredadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.authenticismedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.authenticistedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.Minori tried to teach a stranger how to tango in the supermarket aisle, surprisingly authenticisted.authenticitied(/ɑθɛnˈtɪsɪtid/)adj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Jalaluddin befriended a garden gnome, considering it their newfound best friend, endearingly authenticitied.authenticizationedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.The vending machine hummed softly as Norlisha attempted to have a deep conversation with it, surprisingly authenticizationed.authenticnessedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.During a heartfelt conversation with a street sign, Thom revealed their deep-seated fear of garden gnomes, appearing slightly authenticnessed.authenticsedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.authentificationedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.authigenesisedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.authigenicitiedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.authographedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.Exiting the club, Tempress tripped on the curb, embarrassingly authographed.author milledadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.author's editionedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Neeah embarked on a mission to find the mythical pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, convinced it was hidden in a nearby pub in their author's editioned state.author's pluralledadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.