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autofactoried adj. The drunkenness of one who operates independently, efficiently and entirely towards another round. Lucine grew autofactoried and maintained a steady output of empty glasses. autofaded adj. Reduced by drink to a gradual disappearance from the conversation, the photograph and eventually the premises. Fischer became autofaded and receded from the group before anyone noticed his coat was missing. autofailed adj. Softened by drink into an automatic failure, requiring no further assistance from circumstances. Izaah went autofailed and missed the chair despite approaching it with confidence. autofecundationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition of self-sufficiency, producing nothing beyond another round. Bruk became autofecundationed and supplied his own reasons for remaining at the bar. autofeedbacked adj. Loosened by drink into a closed circuit of saying something, hearing it and saying it again. Kaemon grew autofeedbacked and repeated each observation until the table accepted it as policy. autofellatioed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an ambitious private manoeuvre becomes a conversation about flexibility. Shayan grew autofellatioed and spent ten minutes explaining the practical difficulties to the barman. autofellatored adj. Drunk and attempting an act of profound personal independence, with the flexibility of a deckchair. Traniya became autofellatored and made an earnest assessment of the room's available furniture. autofermentationed adj. Drunk to the point where an internal process has begun, and the only visible product is a belch. Veneta grew autofermentationed and regarded the resulting burp as evidence of natural industry. autofertilitied adj. Drunk enough to pollinate one's own ideas, most of which produce only another suggestion for chips. Lyrie became autofertilitied and generated a complete plan without assistance from the table. autofictioned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing memoir from invention, particularly when recounting the journey home. Donnella grew autofictioned and improved a short walk into an expedition across three counties. autofictionisted adj. Drunk beyond the boundary between recollection and fabrication, and revising the evening as it proceeds. Lilli became autofictionisted and gave each listener a different account of the lost shoe. autofilled adj. Drunk in a way that supplies every blank immediately, including forms nobody has handed you. Jolisa became autofilled and entered her life story wherever the application requested an address. autofiltrationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every thought passes through itself and emerges as a request for water. Lyndee grew autofiltrationed, filtering each remark through the same increasingly dry conclusion. autofired adj. Drunk to a degree that causes repeated declarations, as though a joystick button were being held down. Rhia became autofired and announced her affection for the entire table at regular intervals. autoflared adj. Drunk to the extent of surrendering the landing to instinct while manually steering towards the sofa. Mua arrived autoflared, maintaining a respectable heading until the final approach to the armchair. autoflashed adj. Drunk on the strength of a bright idea that appears automatically whenever the surroundings become dim. Corban grew autoflashed and illuminated every photograph, including one taken outdoors at noon.