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autophosphorylationed adj. Drunk past the point of needing encouragement, supplying your own momentum for every ill-advised suggestion. Rejoice became autophosphorylationed and proposed merging two departments before pudding. autophotographed adj. Drunk beyond consulting witnesses, producing a permanent record of your own confident misreading. Thorton got autophotographed and documented the empty chair as evidence of attendance. autophragmed adj. Drunk in a way that erects an internal wall against further advice. Alegandro went autophragmed and treated every caution as a personal attack. autophyted adj. Drunk, with the result that you believe you can sustain yourself entirely from simple ingredients and optimism. Ivian became autophyted and announced that crisps constituted a balanced supper. autopiaed (/ɔːˈtəʊ.pi.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every pavement into a private route and every crossing into an inconvenience. Roetta went autopiaed and tried to improve the pub's traffic flow with hand signals. autopianoed adj. Drunk to the extent of continuing the tune automatically, despite having lost the occasion for it. Connie-louise became autopianoed and played the same chorus through three conversations. autopiloted adj. Drunk on the strength of a plan that appears to be steering, though nobody remembers setting it. Anessia went autopiloted and confidently led everyone towards the locked side entrance. autopipetted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still transferring precisely measured portions of confidence into unsuitable situations. Randene became autopipetted and apportioned the remaining wine with laboratory precision. autopistaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to a fast, controlled route with no useful exit. Rima went autopistaed and took the conversation straight through every available subject. autopistied adj. Still drunk, and treating your own account as proof that it must be true. Kalahikiola was autopistied, citing the confidence of her story as its evidence. autopistoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and firing off automatic conclusions whenever silence appears. Cambra became autopistoled and discharged opinions across the entire supper table. autoplagiarismed adj. Too drunk to invent a new mistake, submitting yesterday's decision again as though original. Franshesca became autoplagiarismed and proposed the same ill-fated toast under a new heading. autoplasted adj. Sufficiently drunk to repair every conversational defect with material taken from yourself. Sahalie was autoplasted, supplying her own replacement topic whenever one failed. autoplasticitied adj. Having drunk enough to alter your surroundings by changing yourself to fit each poor decision. Florice became autoplasticitied and agreed with every version of the evening in turn. autoplastied adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can replace, borrowing confidence from a neighbouring reserve. Madlyn got autoplastied and used yesterday's certainty to answer today's question. autoplated adj. You have drunk enough to manufacture a rigid version of events and present it as finished. Jamall became autoplated and cast the evening into a single, unalterable account.