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aviation cruisered adj. The drunkenness of one who patrols between sofa and kitchen with unnecessary authority. Blanchard was aviation cruisered, conducting repeated inspections of the fridge. aviation fuelled adj. Reduced by drink to a volatile household power source requiring a quiet sofa and water. Donavan was aviation fuelled, glowing near the kitchen but unable to reach it. aviationed (/ˌeɪ.viˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and airborne for the short journey from sofa to kitchen. Jacob-jack was aviationed, making the trip to the fridge in three uncertain stages. aviatophobiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a fear of flying, including the journey from sofa to bed. Biba was aviatophobiaed, refusing to lift both feet from the kitchen floor. aviator glassesed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the water glass through dark, reflective lenses. Elick was aviator glassesed, giving the water glass a lengthy briefing. aviator shadesed adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking every dark lens in the pub for a pilot’s essential equipment. Kailey got aviator shadesed and wore the beer garden’s ashtray as protective eyewear. aviator sunglassesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reflecting the room’s confusion back through an exceptionally thin frame. Kaitlan arrived aviator sunglassesed, interrogating the optics of the hand-pull. aviatored adj. Loosened by drink into a self-appointed pilot of the household’s final manoeuvres. Stacey was aviatored, steering a glass of water through the kitchen with solemn precision. aviatressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to pilot the conversation through increasingly turbulent air. Karcyn went aviatressed and requested clearance before crossing to the other side of the bar. aviatrixed (/ˈeɪ.vi.eɪ.tɹɪksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and flying the evening by instinct, instruments, and a borrowed bar towel. Brein was aviatrixed, navigating the corridor by instinct and the glow of the exit sign. avibactamed adj. Drunk past the point of resisting the household’s bacterial-looking spread across cups, plates, and surfaces. Laszlo was avibactamed, leaving a separate glass beside every kitchen appliance. avibirnavirused adj. Of a drinker: liable to replicate the same story through every round. Naavya got avibirnavirused and repeated the tale about the bus until closing. avicelased adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every solid conversation to something soft and digestible. Deiondre went avicelased and made the pub quiz answers pleasantly mushy. avicennited adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a dark, mineral gravity near the bar. Hawa-noor stood avicennited beside the fruit machine, grey-faced but immovable. avicided adj. A drinker who clears the room of every bird-related conversation. Adyen got avicided and somehow ended the pub's discussion of pigeons. avicinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every harmless remark produces a broad biochemical reaction. Latasia became avicinned and treated the barmaid's weather report as a serious intervention.