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avisemented adj. Emboldened by drink to deliberate aloud on matters the assembled company had hoped to leave alone. Lynthia grew avisemented and reopened the office dispute during an otherwise peaceful supper. avisioned adj. Drunk past the point of prophecy, receiving an admonition from the empty chip packet. avisodomied adj. You are drunk and pursuing an interspecies line of conversation which the surrounding guests must politely abandon. Dreama became avisodomied and attempted to include the parrot in the evening's introductions. avisodomisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the bar's decorative birds appear to offer romantic possibilities. Beyanka became avisodomisted and addressed the pub's wooden swallow with grave affection. avisoed adj. Drunk beyond useful intelligence, yet still issuing advisories on the placement of everyone's shoes. Eulon became avisoed and circulated urgent information about the cloakroom queue. avitaminosised adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary nourishment appears a specialist deficiency requiring immediate crisps. Latiffa became avitaminosised and diagnosed herself with a severe shortage of salted snacks. avitoured adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a birdwatching expedition between the bar and the lavatory. Taneia went avitoured and recorded a robin, two gulls, and the landlord's sleeve. avitourismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a birdwatching holiday, though the principal sighting is a chicken sandwich. avitouristed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the route home as an organised excursion for observing gulls. Rade was avitouristed and led the party towards the harbour in search of one final gull. avitriptanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a headache as a matter for pharmaceutical diplomacy. Marybeth became avitriptanned and negotiated firmly with the dispenser for relief. avivored adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing the smallest available bird with the solemnity of a predator. Laneya grew avivored and stalked a pigeon beneath the beer garden table. avizafoned adj. Still drunk, and dissolved into the sofa with the pharmaceutical serenity of a water-soluble sedative. Stardust was avizafoned and became gradually indistinguishable from the cushions. avizandumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require judicial consideration before reaching the decision to sit down. Ladrea was avizandumed and took the matter of a taxi under careful review. avobenzoned adj. Having drunk more than the sun can reasonably account for, and seeking protection beneath the bar towel. Maelia was avobenzoned and applied the landlord's towel as emergency sun protection. avocado handed adj. Drunk to the point where opening a snack requires a safety briefing and someone else’s supervision. Jasgun went avocado handed and made Elreta take over the kitchen knife. avocado latted adj. Drunk enough to order a fashionable green drink for everyone, then explain its social importance. Alray got avocado latted and commissioned Preethi to find oat milk for the entire table.