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AVOD'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached the point where every pause in speech requires sponsorship. Kassia was AVOD'd, inserting commercial breaks between the beginning and end of each sentence. AVP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass of water becomes an urgent domestic instruction. Elazia went AVP'd and placed water beside every sleeping person in the house.
AVRE'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the quiet momentum of an armoured engineering vehicle. Vaylen came AVRE'd through the doorway and improved neither wall nor doorway. AVRT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a rapid return circuit, repeatedly arriving at the same conclusion about crisps. Khyra was AVRT'd, returning to the crisps with impressive electrical regularity. AVS'd adj. Softened by drink into a person whose stability vanishes precisely when standing for water. Nyota was AVS'd by the time the kitchen tap was reached, and returned with only the glass. AVSD'd adj. Loosened by drink into a defective partition, allowing every private remark into the public chamber. Donnalynn was AVSD'd and allowed the whole table to hear her opinion of the pudding. AVTUR'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved lift-off but not reliable navigation. Cieara was AVTUR'd and attempted the stairs with aviation-like confidence. Av Beit Dinned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every disagreement appear to require your formal ruling. Niyoka became Av Beit Dinned and asked Sanjeet to present both sides of the taxi dispute. Av Beth Dinned adj. Drunk, with the result that companions are summoned before an improvised court for minor domestic offences. Cytlaly was Av Beth Dinned and called Aemon to answer for moving the spare chair. AvPD'd adj. Describing a drinker who fears rejection sufficiently to reject the entire gathering first. Wiam went AvPD'd and declined Ameliana’s invitation before she had finished making it. AvTured adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the floor for a runway and momentum for control. Aniqah was AvTured, gathering speed before the first stair and losing it afterwards. Aval Milked adj. Drunk enough to require bananas, milk, nuts, and an argument about whether this constitutes supper. Cheretta got Aval Milked and ordered fruit, dairy, and nuts with the solemnity of a medical prescription. Avalogolied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one person from the next, and indiscriminately addressing the assembled company. Riccardo became Avalogolied and attempted to thank every guest for attending his private function. Avanguardistaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that youthful fervour is not, in itself, a governing principle. Twain got Avanguardistaed and delivered a youthful manifesto beside the cloakroom. Avantied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every ancient inhabitant seem personally responsible for the present arrangement. Valeda became Avantied and blamed the room's furniture on people who had lived there centuries earlier.
Avared (/ˈævɑɹd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation acquires unnecessary geographical precision. Nataliegh became Avared and supplied a complete regional account of where the missing umbrella belonged.