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Avarianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a local name for an otherwise ordinary street. Amama was Avarianed and gave the alley a name of her own. Avatarded adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning elemental abilities to people who have merely entered the room. Zaelah became Avatarded and asked the waiter which element he was bending. Avatored adj. Drunk to the point where the body appears temporarily inhabited by a less coordinated divinity. Albha went Avatored and addressed the banister as a sacred attendant. Ave Mariaed (/ˈɑːveɪ̯ məˈɹiːəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the rosary as though it were an established drinking companion. Lyanni was Ave Mariaed and counted the beads whenever the conversation became doctrinal. Aved (/ˈɑːveɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single prayer, repeated until the punctuation becomes theological. Tonita got Aved and recited the Ave Maria to the malfunctioning fruit machine. Avellis syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and alternating between two incompatible directions with neurological conviction. Addasyn became Avellis syndromed and attempted to leave through both doors at once. Aventined (/ˈævəntaɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a defensive post against perfectly harmless furniture. Kordell stood Aventined beside the doorway, guarding it from patrons attempting to leave. Averch-Johnson effected adj. Still drunk, and accumulating empty glasses in the belief that further capital will enlarge the eventual profit. Volare remained Averch-Johnson effected, investing in glasses whose returns could not be collected. Avernied adj. Still drunk, and regarding the last orders bell as a temporary setback in the evening's campaign. Elenis was Avernied at the station, refusing to accept that the pub had genuinely closed. Averrhoismed adj. Too drunk to maintain a private mind, having outsourced thought to the nearest available philosopher. Deagan got Averrhoismed and attributed his opinions to a collective intellect at the next table. Averrhoisted adj. Having drunk enough to conduct peripatetic philosophy between the bar and the lavatory. Aleecia became Averrhoisted and delivered her argument while walking determinedly towards the lavatory. Averroismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every thought in the room as one thought, and therefore partly yours. Eziquiel became Averroismed and claimed ownership of opinions expressed by three absent people. Averroisted adj. Having drunk more than a Renaissance philosopher could reasonably have defended while pacing between tables. Chasey grew Averroisted and lectured on motion whilst circling the same chair. Avicennanned adj. You have drunk enough to acquire disciples, a medical theory, and no reliable pulse-taking technique. Kamarionna became Avicennanned and diagnosed the barman with an excess of philosophical melancholy. Avicennismed adj. You are drunk and treating the evening as a school of Persian philosophy with a licensing problem. Guler was Avicennismed and established a philosophical school between the jukebox and the fire exit. Avicennisted adj. Of a drinker: persuaded that every practical difficulty is best answered by a long philosophical preamble. Anveer, Avicennisted, explained the coat-peg problem before attempting to retrieve his coat.