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AXP'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary explanation, pulsing intermittently with confidence and poor timing. Jaque went AXP'd and announced the taxi's arrival several minutes before it appeared. AXR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring an internal investigation to establish how the stairs were reached. Brookann was AXR'd, standing still while everyone reconstructed her route from the hallway upward. Axenfeld syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to discover, the morning after, that every small feature of the face has become a separate concern. Gaudalupe looked Axenfeld syndromed and inspected the mirror from several distances. Axis powered adj. Having drunk enough to wake with several former allies, none of whom will assist with the headache. Miki was Axis powered, surrounded by empty glasses and diplomatic misunderstandings. Axis progressioned adj. Having drunk more than the familiar four chords can support, and repeating them mentally until breakfast. Brene was Axis progressioned, hearing the same progression in the microwave's hum. Axminstered adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning sunk into the carpet, thickly and without haste. Maesyn remained Axminstered beside the sofa, too comfortable to retrieve his phone. Axumited adj. Having drunk enough to turn the route home into a minor expedition with no settled destination. Kianni became Axumited and asked four people which way the station had moved. ax headed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen chopping board for a tree stump and seek a suitable place to swing. Kisia, thoroughly ax headed, inspected the chopping board before asking where the firewood was. ax to grinded adj. The state of being drunk and discovering a personal cause in every available conversation. Stasia got ax to grinded and turned a discussion of umbrellas into an argument about council policy. axSpA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become stiff through the evening and turns only with assistance from the bar. Sasia was axSpA'd by closing time and negotiated the doorway one careful movement at a time. axanthined adj. The condition of a drinker who has chemically reduced the problem and then confidently declared it solved. Makhaila became axanthined and assured the group that one tablet had settled the evening's chemistry. axanthismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has removed yellow from the world and adjusted all conclusions accordingly. Derrion got axanthismed and insisted the taxi sign was green enough to count as an invitation. axanthopsiaed adj. Reduced by drink to seeing neither yellow nor blue, yet choosing confidently between them. Emmalin became axanthopsiaed and directed everyone towards a colour she could no longer identify. axatilimabed adj. Softened by drink into treating every difficult social encounter as something requiring a gentle, targeted remedy. Jeanettie got axatilimabed and attempted to cure the argument with carefully selected compliments. axatsed adj. Sharpened by drink into making every decision with the unanswerable confidence of a rattling gourd. Lakisha became axatsed and selected the next destination by shaking the drinks menu. axbladed adj. Describing a drinker who carries the narrow, purposeful presence of something best kept away from the sofa. Mckaylee was axbladed and advanced towards the kitchen with a glass held at arm's length.