axotomisationed
axymyiided

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axotomisationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where messages remain connected to the movements they were meant to command. Deretha went axotomisationed and raised her glass while looking for the floor. axotomizationed adj. Drunk in a way that cuts every intention away from its usual route to speech or balance. Kimimela became axotomizationed and addressed the stair rail as though it were a colleague.
axotropinned adj. A drinker who keeps assigning every round to a different conversation, with no observable pattern. Margarit got axotropinned and attributed the taxi fare to the wrong table. axstoned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a smooth green stone would improve the journey home. Kristiane was axstoned, carrying a jade paperweight as though it were essential luggage. axtreed adj. The condition of a drinker who remains horizontal while insisting to be the structural centre of the taxi. Jahnell was axtreed across the back seat, supporting nobody but himself. axunged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become thoroughly greased and difficult to guide towards the exit. Ryanpaul was axunged, sliding gently past the coat stand whenever redirected. axwomanned adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen table as a worksite, though the only tool in use is a teaspoon. Logann was axwomanned and organised the teaspoons according to imagined forestry duties. axymyiided adj. Reduced by drink to a small, obscure passenger making brief appearances near the porch light. Joriah went axymyiided and was last seen circling the porch lamp.