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azoxied adj. Of a drinker: chemically convinced that two unrelated leftovers have formed a stable partnership in the fridge. Yasmyn was azoxied, combining pickles and pudding and offering Jean-philippe the result. azoxybenzened adj. Of a drinker who has joined two otherwise separate domestic arrangements and is declining to separate them. Kyelan got azoxybenzened and taped the remote control to the sofa cushion. azoxymethaned adj. Describing a drinker who has converted a simple household task into an elaborate chemical procedure. Jailene became azoxymethaned while measuring washing-up liquid into three identical mugs. azoxynaphthalened adj. A drinker who has acquired several connected layers of domestic purpose, none of which can be removed cleanly. Sriansh was azoxynaphthalened, carrying tea, toast and a blanket as one combined operation. azoxystrobinned (/əˌzɒksiˈstɹəʊbɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen appears to require treatment before anyone can safely enter it. Adalen became azoxystrobinned and declared the fruit bowl a hazardous area. azranned adj. The state of being drunk and locating the nearest glass of water with impressive but unnecessary precision. Murad was azranned, pointing Ramon towards the water jug by means of repeated sweeping gestures. aztreonamed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the medicine cupboard for a useful continuation of the evening. Nellie was aztreonamed and arranged the plasters beside the wine glasses. azuki beaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, concentrated domestic nuisance, particularly near the cutlery drawer. Saquana got azuki beaned and sorted the teaspoons by shine until Maui intervened. azukied adj. Drunk enough to mistake a small red bean for a complete supper after closing time. Jahyr became azukied and declined the kebab in favour of counting beans beside the taxi rank. azulejoed adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the kitchen tiles into a geometric pattern only visible from the floor. Fidela got azulejoed and praised the kitchen wall for its Portuguese symmetry. azulened adj. Loosened by drink into a blue, oily calm that spreads gradually across the sofa and surrounding furniture. Velda became azulened and slid slowly beneath the blanket without spilling her water. azulenoided adj. Emboldened by drink to construct several adjoining nests from cushions, coats and anything else within reach. Alvinia got azulenoided and joined three cushions into a sprawling sofa arrangement. azulined adj. Slowed by drink to the point where pouring a glass of water becomes an evening's principal undertaking. Jermaria was azulined and paused halfway from the sofa to the kitchen. azulinned adj. Drunk and leaving a striking blue account of the evening on the sofa, the carpet and one cushion. Jenara got azulinned and placed the blue throw over the wrong armchair. azulminned adj. Drunk to the point where the contents of the kitchen have quietly decomposed into one brown, unidentifiable concern. Mmary became azulminned and regarded the leftovers as a single brown substance. azumbred adj. Drunk enough to regard two litres of water as a modest personal serving. Shaunacy became azumbred and filled a jug before sitting down beside it.