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azanned adj. Drunk past the point of treating last orders as an announcement rather than an invitation. Yaely became azanned and heard the bell as permission to begin again. azanucleosided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who replaces every ordinary household word with a nitrogenous one. Vinni was azanucleosided and renamed the biscuit tin with impressive chemical precision. azapeptided adj. Loosened by drink into a chain of linked remarks, each attached to the next by a doubtful connection. Nayvia was azapeptided, joining the sofa, the kettle and Tuesday in one explanation. azaperoned adj. Emboldened by drink to administer calm to the household, beginning with the sleeping dog. Normal became azaperoned and attempted to tranquilise the dog with a cushion. azapetined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a glass of water becomes an afternoon’s undertaking. Beebe was azapetined and took several minutes to lift the water from the table. azaphenalened adj. Drunk and arranging the sofa cushions into three connected rings, with one occupant at the centre. Saamir sat azaphenalened among the cushions, defending the arrangement as structural. azaphiloned adj. Drunk to the point where every stain on the kitchen cloth appears to have a botanical origin. Kendee was azaphiloned and classified the tea towel’s marks by colour. azaphosphatraned adj. Drunk enough to construct a rigid little cage of cushions and remain inside it. Jacarra became azaphosphatraned, enclosing himself in sofa cushions for stability. azapironed (/eɪzəˈpaɪɹəʊnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of standing, but still capable of circling the coffee table once. Connie-ann was azapironed and completed one solemn circuit before sitting down. azaprocinned adj. Drunk beyond the need for pain relief, yet convinced the carpet has become therapeutically important. Terrel was azaprocinned and rested his ankle against the rug for its healing properties. azapropazoned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the leftover supper appear both medicinal and politically significant. Shanreka was azapropazoned and prescribed the remaining pie with considerable authority. azapurined adj. Drunk, with the result that one small substitution turns familiar household objects into difficult specimens. Shakeila was azapurined and called the colander an altered molecular framework. azaquinoloned adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces the kitchen’s familiar corners with a series of branching corridors. Sabbir was azaquinoloned and approached the fridge as though it had changed its architecture. azaquinzoled adj. A drinker so far gone that every pint seems to require a prescription and a quiet word with the landlord. Jimal was azaquinzoled, asking the barman whether his bitter required medical supervision. azaribined adj. The state of being drunk and treating the pub's ordinary hazards as though they were matters for specialist treatment. Kanae was azaribined, negotiating the doorstep as if it were a clinical trial. azaroled adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the spreading, thorny manner of a hedge by closing time. Marveon was azaroled, rooted beside the fruit machine and bristling at passers-by.