B'd
b'steeyaed

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B'd (/bd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the value of a very large sum, requiring several people to move you. Roye was B'd on the sofa, with a glass of water beside him and no urgency. b'hoyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and ready for a rough-and-tumble debate with the furniture. Deauna was b'hoyed by closing time and challenged the coat stand to settle the matter outside.
b'ied (/baɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and addressing every stranger as a trusted mate from an earlier, less accurate evening. Lerenzo was b'ied on the walk home, calling each passer-by his old pal. b'looned adj. Drunk, with the result that you become buoyant in speech and oddly round in your plans. Qua got b'looned and proposed floating to the takeaway rather than walking. b'steeyaed adj. Softened by drink into a fragrant parcel of opinions, which the surrounding company must carefully carry home. Jezelle became b'steeyaed and wrapped the evening's gossip around an unsuspecting cousin.