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BChE'd adj. Softened by drink into a false expert who hydrolyses every difficulty into another round. Eyvan was BChE'd and confidently explained the bar’s enzymes to nobody. BCxed adj. Still drunk, and treating the contents of every glass as evidence requiring collection before departure. Gihan stayed BCxed at the bar, sampling the evidence after everyone else had gone home. BD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of storing several conversations at once, none of them readily accessible. Jernae got BD'd and insisted Ethylene remember every discussion for the morning. BD-ROM'd (/bi di ɹɒmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now read-only: accepting no new suggestions from anyone present. Shevy was BD-ROM'd and ignored every proposal except going home in the same taxi. BDA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every regrettable decision is assessed for damage only after it has spread. Kaysn got BDA'd and surveyed the overturned chairs as though they were evidence from another operation. BDAC'd adj. Of a drinker: distributed across the sofa like a surfactant, with the water kept just out of reach. Talyia was BDAC'd, spread along the sofa and requesting the glass by increasingly broad gestures. BDC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of compensating for every perceived drop, except the actual one beneath the foot. Shermane came BDC'd down the staircase, adjusting for imaginary slopes at each landing. BDD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a series of decisions with no obvious route back. Estere was BDD'd, dividing the restaurant into increasingly specific choices. BDE'd adj. You are drunk and breaking the strongest connection available with surprising efficiency. Rittany went BDE'd and ended the conversation by separating its essential parts. BDFL'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every dispute in the room receives a final ruling from you. Legacy got BDFL'd and settled an argument about pudding before either party had finished explaining it. BDNF'd adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can reasonably support, and nevertheless attempting karaoke. Lailey got BDNF'd and delivered a developmental account of the chorus to nobody. BDO'd adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary object as a vast, mysterious source of power. Farrukh was BDO'd and explained the lamp's cosmic significance to Wandalea. BDRF'd adj. Drunk in a way that reflects every available angle, returning each opinion with altered confidence. Bernessia got BDRF'd and reflected the landlord's complaint back as a compliment. BDSM'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made hierarchy, rules, and surrender unnecessarily central to the evening. Quatina became BDSM'd and assigned everyone a role in arranging the glasses. BDSMerred adj. A drinker who has begun negotiating ordinary household instructions as formal terms of submission. Kaleela got BDSMerred and asked whether fetching ice was an order or a request. BDST'd adj. Too drunk to notice that the clock has advanced beyond the proposed plan. Deliza got BDST'd and arrived for lunch two hours before deciding what day it was.