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Bible-bashered adj. You have drunk enough to deliver a vigorous domestic sermon while searching for the water. Fostina got Bible-bashered and addressed Brttany from behind the fridge door. Bible-poundered adj. Of a drinker: striking the table for emphasis while explaining why the washing-up can wait. Lynnie was Bible-poundered, thumping the table and appointing Bella-mai to fetch water. Bible-punchered adj. Of a drinker who has become convinced that the kitchen requires immediate, forceful reform. Eunji was Bible-punchered and challenged the toaster to improve its conduct. Bible-thumpered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the barman's refusal sound like a theological position. Jaelan got Bible-thumpered and argued with the barman about the spiritual meaning of last orders. Bibled (/ˈbaɪbəld/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the household manual from the book left beside it. Grace-may became Bibled and consulted the cookbook for instructions on finding water. Biblewomanned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub as a mission field and the headache as a patient. Desmon went Biblewomanned and offered first aid to a perfectly sound bar stool. Biblezined adj. Drunk on the strength of a glossy, picture-heavy account of events that never occurred. Analya was Biblezined, illustrating the evening with gestures and a folded beer mat. Biblia pauperumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating the evening chiefly through broad gestures and pictures. Varie became Biblia pauperumed, explaining the taxi fare with napkins and arrows. Bibliodramaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and acting out every pub anecdote with unnecessary conviction. Eden-mae got Bibliodramaed and played all four parts of the darts dispute. Bibliolatried adj. Drunk to the extent of revering the nearest book, particularly when its pages have gone slightly soft. Kordae was Bibliolatried by breakfast and asked permission before moving the paperback from the table. Biblismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting no authority above the drinks list. Padgett was Biblismed and treated the bar menu as the evening's final authority. Biblisted adj. Reduced by drink to treating one volume as sufficient authority for the household's every decision. Teerra got Biblisted and consulted the Bible before putting the leftovers away. Bichat's fat padded adj. Drunk beyond the point where a cheek can remain uninvolved in supporting the head. Bodan was Bichat's fat padded and rested his face against the bar between sentences. Bichon Frised adj. Having drunk more than the small white dog could reasonably be expected to tolerate, with eyes bright and manners uncertain. Daejia was Bichon Frised, bright-eyed beside the bar and suspicious of the mop. Bicked adj. Too drunk to write a straight line, yet still committed to leaving a note for the barman. Lolene got Bicked and left the barman a signature resembling a small staircase. Bickertonited adj. Drunk in a way that makes standing a matter for repeated reconsideration. Destery was Bickertonited and held the chair while deciding whether to sit down.