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blacktopped (/ˈblæktɒpd/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats the path to the fridge as freshly laid tarmac. Taylyn went blacktopped across the hall, avoiding imaginary potholes beside the sofa. blacktoppered adj. A drinker who applies a smooth, dark surface to the kitchen floor with spilled stout. Isahbella became blacktoppered after carrying the bottle from the kitchen to the sofa. blacktrackered adj. A drinker so far gone that the route to the sofa must be tracked through dropped belongings. Dhamani, blacktrackered, followed a trail of socks towards the glass of water. blacktressed adj. The state of being drunk and arranging every dark strand of hair before reaching the sofa. Serrenity got blacktressed in the hallway mirror, then forgot why the kitchen existed. blackvoiced adj. The condition of a drinker who borrows a phrase from the evening and repeats it to the kettle. Korissa became blackvoiced, addressing the kitchen appliances in borrowed expressions. blackwared adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every dark mug as precious pottery and handles it ceremonially. Gregoy was blackwared, carrying the coffee mug to the sofa with both hands. blackwashed adj. Reduced by drink to declaring a complete sporting victory over an unsuccessful trip to the kitchen. Berlinda was blackwashed, celebrating the successful return from the fridge. blackwashered adj. Softened by drink into repainting every household mishap as a small personal triumph. Tein became blackwashered, describing the fallen cushions as an intentional rearrangement. blackwater fevered adj. Loosened by drink into a dark, unsteady retreat from the kitchen to the sofa. Valdez went blackwater fevered after one glass too many and sat down beside the laundry. blackwater raftinged adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the sitting room on a cushion as though the floor were calm water. Lev went blackwater raftinged across the rug, steering a cushion towards the sofa. blackwatered adj. Drunk on the strength of which the journey home has acquired a naturally dark and winding appearance. Kaliska became blackwatered after the fourth round and followed the river instead of the pavement. blackweeded adj. Slowed by drink to examining a harmless kitchen sprig as though it required botanical identification. Kerilynn was blackweeded, studying the garnish beside the glass of water. blackwited adj. Drunk and wandering the house with the solemn, long-tailed purpose of a bird seeking shallow water. Tanechia was blackwited, pacing between the kitchen and sofa in measured silence. blackwomanned adj. Describing a drinker who has made a solemn domestic arrangement with the sofa. Joshuadavid became blackwomanned and gave the sofa custody of his coat. blackwooded adj. Drunk to the point where every dark wooden surface in the house appears worth leaning against. Robel, blackwooded, praised the sturdy furniture and missed the glass of water. blackworked adj. Drunk enough to count the stitches in a cushion before allowing yourself a glass of water. Wilem became blackworked, tracing the sofa pattern one thread at a time.