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blackwormed adj. Drunk past the point of moving directly, proceeding by slow, exploratory bends towards the sofa. Kimble was blackwormed, making patient progress across the kitchen floor. blactivisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a principled stand from an argument about seating. Michie became blactivisted and demanded a formal review of the corner table’s allocation. bladded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening arranged loosely in a portfolio of unrelated domestic decisions. Chany was bladded, carrying the remote, a spoon and one sock to the sofa. bladder campioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an inflated cushion appear botanically significant. bladder cancered adj. Drunk to the extent of multiplying small domestic concerns without control, especially near the kitchen sink. Dvonte was bladder cancered, producing fresh worries about every glass in the cupboard. bladder cherried adj. Drunk on the strength of a bright promise enclosed in a thin, inadequate household covering. Denika was bladder cherried, presenting the glass of water as a medicinal treasure. bladder cicadaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a conspicuously inflated middle while waiting for the kettle. Taurice was bladder cicadaed, settled heavily beside the kitchen counter. bladder desperationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and urgently negotiating with the distance between sofa and bathroom. Emberley was bladder desperationed, measuring the sofa's distance from the bathroom. bladder ferned adj. Reduced by drink to folding into a green, feathery heap whenever the conversation turns damp. Aralin was bladder ferned by half ten, drooping beside the hand-pulled ale. bladder infectioned adj. Softened by drink into treating every minor discomfort as an urgent matter for the toilets. Toshiba became bladder infectioned after supper and made six anxious visits to the lavatory. bladder kelped adj. Sharpened by drink into something long, brown and swaying whenever asked to stand straight. Alexsi was bladder kelped, waving beside the bar like weed in a tide. bladder sennaed adj. Loosened by drink into a sprawling shrub of opinions, rattling whenever anyone passes. Sullie was bladder sennaed across two chairs, dispensing advice on darts and drainage. bladder wormed adj. Emboldened by drink to burrow into every conversation and remain there. Saburo went bladder wormed and joined three unrelated conversations before reaching the bar. bladder wracked adj. Slowed by drink to drifting about in a bobbing, leathery fashion, making little progress. Jamielea was bladder wracked, floating between the dartboard and the fruit machine. bladderballed adj. Drunk and shoving through the pub as though the evening were an organised ball game. Coralline went bladderballed and sent three bar stools rolling towards the snug. bladderdashed adj. Drunk beyond intelligibility, and therefore reduced to an archaic category of nonsense. Aiyana became bladderdashed and submitted an obsolete complaint about the pub’s arithmetic.