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Bickford fused adj. You are drunk and proceeding at a steady, prearranged pace towards an eventual flare-up. Les was Bickford fused, advancing steadily towards the bar's inevitable disagreement. Bicknell's sedged adj. Of a drinker: low, tufted, and occupying the damp margin between the bar and the lavatory. Ahmeir was Bicknell's sedged, crouched by the lavatory door among the spilled lager. Bicknell's thrushed adj. Of a drinker who has migrated north for the evening and now sings softly from the shrubbery. Vianay was Bicknell's thrushed, calling from the hedge while the taxi waited. Bicoided adj. Describing a drinker who has established which end is the head, but not where the rest has gone. Nickiyah became Bicoided and spent ten minutes directing conversation from the wrong end of the table. Bicolanaed adj. A drinker who has made the pub their adopted home and the bar staff their extended family. Jewelyn got Bicolanaed and introduced the landlord as though the pub were a family gathering. Bicolanoed (/bɪkəˈlɑːnəʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and resident in the pub by sheer force of social attachment. Esinam was Bicolanoed, claiming the corner seat as though it carried a tenancy agreement. Biddelianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has calmly separated every argument into its smallest possible disagreement. Anijae became Biddelianed and divided the darts dispute into several minor theological points. Bidder's organned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a suspiciously spherical middle and no interest in regulating it. Storie was Bidder's organned, round at the middle and unconcerned by the tightening waistband. Biddery wared adj. Drunk beyond recognising the old serving ware as separate from the evening's general furnishings. Lisette was Biddery wared, using the ornamental dish as a bedside table for the water. Biddle gripped adj. Reduced by drink to lifting the beer mat with both hands, as though it were a difficult pack of cards. Myraline was Biddle gripped, raising the beer mat carefully from the table with both thumbs. Biden bucksed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every note in the wallet as a federal relief measure. Dachi was Biden bucksed and attempted to stimulate the bar by paying for crisps. Bidenesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering every anecdote in several gentle, unfinished directions. Teren was Bidenesed, describing the taxi as both waiting and having already arrived. Bidenflationed adj. Still drunk, and discovering that the price of the next round has risen beyond explanation. Kailun was Bidenflationed and regarded two small lagers as a serious fiscal development. Bidenismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a modest practical measure from a comprehensive national programme. Senida was Bidenismed and proposed infrastructure investment for the damaged coat hook. Bidenisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to support the evening's existing arrangements, whatever they may be. Laurinda was Bidenisted, endorsing the landlord, the lager and the proposed bus home. Bidenited adj. Having drunk enough to become an enthusiastic adherent of whatever has just been explained. Natiyah was Bidenited and applauded the barmaid's decision to refill the water jug.