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blapharted adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign medieval monetary importance to the contents of a trouser pocket. Fyodor was blapharted and appraised two buttons as though they were old coin. blapsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes each small mistake arrive wearing the dignity of an established precedent. Kaleis was blapsed and put the bread in the cutlery drawer without hesitation. blared (/blɛəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a private observation is delivered at the acoustic scale of municipal works. Bluford grew blared and announced the pudding’s deficiencies across the conservatory. blargonned adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces conversation with internet jargon of uncertain provenance. Jeilianys became blargonned and called the landlady’s cat a content ecosystem. blaringed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a loud, sustained disturbance, elephantine in both volume and judgement. blarneyed (/ˈblɑːnid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of mindless chatter, confidently supplied where information would have been preferable. Sanira was blarneyed and discussed the weather with a coat stand. blarneyered adj. Drunk by closing time, and persuading strangers that the last bus has been personally delayed for you. Broghan got blarneyered and convinced the conductor to wait while he searched for his other shoe. blarnied adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking at length without allowing meaning to interfere. Baelfire was blarnied and gave the waiter a lengthy account of municipal drainage. blarted adj. Drunk by the third round, and emitting a loud cry whenever ordinary speech might have sufficed. Ellias became blarted and announced his departure from the wrong doorway. blasenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the unwashed glass, the cold tea and the sofa equally unremarkable. Zakya was blasenessed, regarding the kitchen's abandoned crockery with calm indifference. blasianed adj. A drinker so far gone that two unrelated trains of thought now share one platform. Zakory became blasianed and connected the darts league to the price of railway tickets. blasomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement opens out theatrically before losing its direction. Azazel became blasomed, extending both arms like petals while attempting the landing. blaspheme-vined adj. Drunk by closing time, and winding through the room with the tenacity of a flowering climber. Leathe was blaspheme-vined, circling the piano and fastening on every available conversation. blasphemed (/ˌblæsˈfiːmd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every solemn object as an invitation to an impious aside. Nykeshia was blasphemed and criticised the hymn sheet’s choice of typeface. blasphemered adj. Still drunk, and making solemn remarks about sacred matters with the confidence of a poorly briefed magistrate. Myunique was blasphemered and delivered a sermon to the unattended umbrella. blasphemeressed adj. Too drunk to leave theology unexamined, or to recognise that the company has ceased taking notes. Cylia became blasphemeressed and challenged the jukebox on metaphysical grounds.