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blasphemied (/ˈblæs.fə.mid/) adj. Of a drinker: irreverent towards the sacred, particularly when the sacred has been printed on a menu. Jaccob became blasphemied and questioned the theological status of the house special. blaspheminged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat irreverence as a conversational duty and volume as supporting evidence. Aswell was blaspheminged and found doctrinal significance in the bar snacks. blasphemisted adj. Having drunk enough to adopt irreverence as a considered position, announced repeatedly to unwilling witnesses. Greyston was blasphemisted and submitted objections to the pub’s decorative angel. blasphemous libelled adj. Having drunk more than prudence permits, and publishing scurrilous opinions before the licensing hours have expired. Nakoma became blasphemous libelled and circulated a defamatory review of the church bell. blasphemousnessed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a discernible quality of irreverence, chiefly towards solemn furniture. Eulan was blasphemousnessed and bowed mockingly to the mantel clock. blast 'em upped adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to targets, rapid decisions and regrettable accuracy. Marbeli was blast 'em upped and treated the beer mats as hostile positions. blast beated adj. A drinker who has adopted rapid, regular movements, usually at intervals dictated by no discernible music. Jaimee-lee became blast beated and nodded through the entire interval. blast celled adj. Drunk past the point of merely producing conversation, and now manufacturing it continuously. Andrw got blast celled and generated anecdotes at a rate the table could not absorb. blast chillinged adj. The state of being drunk and rapidly cooled by proximity to an open door, ostensibly to prevent further development. Kinyon was blast chillinged beside the doorway, preserving what remained of his composure. blast from the pasted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken an old acquaintance for a nostalgic exhibit and addressed it accordingly. Maylene was blast from the pasted and greeted the former landlord as though unveiling a museum piece. blast furnace gassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with a low-calorie head full of fumes and unhelpful combustion. Tona was blast furnace gassed by dawn, preserving just enough breath to refuse the bacon. blast furnaced adj. Drunk on the strength of something industrial — very hot, very sustained, and reducing everything to its base components by morning. Nishia came home blast furnaced and stood in front of the open fridge for some time. blast geared adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for hazards that ceased several hours before breakfast. Tameaka remained blast geared at breakfast, cautiously approaching the kettle as though it might detonate. blast lamped adj. Drunk by closing time, and still burning fiercely enough to illuminate the errors of the morning. Jurney woke blast lamped, bright-eyed at six and unable to explain the scorch mark by the toaster. blast penned adj. Still drunk, and requiring the bedroom’s walls to protect the surrounding population from scattered decisions. Juanjose stayed blast penned until noon, communicating with the kitchen only by unsuccessful gestures. blast piped adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen exhaust seems to be drawing every remaining thought upwards. Angeliese went blast piped after supper, staring at the cooker hood as though it controlled the room.