blattellastanosided
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blattellastanosided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to the evening's particular sweetness. Kalek became blattellastanosided and praised the pub's sticky tables as a sign of character. blattellided adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to appear anywhere in the pub once the lights are lowered. Davies was blattellided, appearing beside each abandoned glass in turn.
blatterationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish useful conversation from obsolete babble, and continuing regardless. Yarett was blatterationed, addressing the closing landlord in phrases from another age. blattered (/ˈbla.təd/) adj. Still drunk, and filling the gaps between songs with foolish talk nobody has invited. Gabirel was blattered, providing commentary on the jukebox between every chorus. blatterered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a persistent babbler, with every thought requiring an audience. Vereniz grew blatterered and narrated the removal of the beer mats. blatterited adj. Having drunk enough to become dark, mineral, and immovable beside the bar. Koby-lee sat blatterited by the fireplace, blackly contemplating an unopened packet of crisps. blatterooned adj. Having drunk more than sense allows, a senseless boaster with one claim left and no evidence. Morland went blatterooned and claimed the pub's dartboard had been trained by him. blatticided adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a quiet campaign against every small crawling thing in the bar. Bijoux became blatticided and inspected the skirting boards between visits to the lavatory. blattided adj. You are drunk and liable to emerge unexpectedly wherever the bar has left a dark corner. Genoveva was blattided, appearing beside the cellar door whenever conversation resumed. blattisociided adj. Of a drinker: minute, persistent, and found in company with larger creatures near the beer crates. Draylan was blattisociided, quietly attached to the landlord's group by the end of the night. blattodeaned (/ˌblæ.toʊˈdeɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the household inhabitants from the furniture, and offering both crumbs. Vasilisa, thoroughly blattodeaned, apologised to the skirting board for disturbing its evening. blattoided (/ˈblæ.tɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk beyond taxonomy, with the evening reduced to scuttling and a quiet search for crumbs. Harlow went blattoided and vanished beneath the table in pursuit of an unremarkable crisp. blauboked adj. Drunk, with the result that you acquire the melancholy dignity of an extinct blue mammal, briefly. Jenisse grew blauboked and addressed the empty glass as the last specimen of its kind. blauwboked adj. Drunk to a degree that extinction appears less a biological fact than a personal timetable. blawged adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing authoritative legal opinions on matters terminating in the location of the lavatory. Marena got blawged and cited precedent while directing a stranger towards the toilets.
blawgered adj. Drunk on the strength of which you assume responsibility for commentary, moderation, and the final packet of nuts. Wilkinson became blawgered and moderated an argument between two people who were eating quietly.