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bleedthroughed adj. A drinker so far gone that ink seems to seep through every page of conversation. Areanna got bleedthroughed and read the menu from the wrong side. bleep censored adj. Drunk past the point of allowing live speech through without a substantial broadcast delay. Alexz went bleep censored and paused five seconds before each questionable sentence.
bleep tested adj. Drunk beyond continuous movement between two lines, even when the lines are clearly marked. Methyl got bleep tested and failed the short journey between bar and doorway. bleeped (/ˈbliːpd/) adj. Drunk enough to replace uncertain words with brief, high-pitched electronic noises. Janelee got bleeped and answered the landlord's question with three precise chirps. bleepered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every loss of coordination announce itself electronically. Madsion became bleepered and supplied a small alarm for each collision with furniture. bleezed adj. Drunk, with the result that every unsteady movement appears to have caught fire. Aizeah got bleezed and descended the stairs with the urgency of a burning building. bleezied adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the gait the loose, blunt quality of a badly rolled cigarette. Xaylee became bleezied and folded sideways against the stair rail. blegged (/blɛɡd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of pouting at the stairs whenever they rise unexpectedly. Oliverio got blegged and sulked at the bottom step as though it had offended him. bleicherded adj. Drunk on the strength of a grey, loose footing which gives way beneath every confident step. Carressa went bleicherded and found the carpet no firmer than wet sand. bleisured adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining the obligations of a business trip with the pleasures of getting home. Nataysia became bleisured and conducted a conference call from the third stair. blemished (/ˈblɛmɪʃd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's small stains into every attempted movement. Assim was blemished by closing time, marked by gravy and unable to find the last stair. blemishered adj. Still drunk, and actively spoiling the appearance of nearby surfaces through poor coordination. Navier remained blemishered, decorating the wall with sauce while searching for his coat. blemishlessnessed adj. Too drunk to perceive a flaw in anything, including the route, the railing or one's own balance. Cristopher was blemishlessnessed and declared the crooked staircase beautifully constructed. blemishmented adj. Loosened by drink into treating every minor mishap as a lasting disgrace. Shontina left the pub blemishmented, apologising to the coat stand for an earlier disagreement. blemmed (/[blɛm]d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and visibly marked by small defects in speech and posture. Stanislaus was blemmed, with one crooked cuff and a sentence missing its middle.
blench holdinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and retaining the premises by paying a small silver duty in conversation. Travionna went blench holdinged and offered the barman a shilling to preserve her stool.