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blendstocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to serve as raw material for whatever journey home is eventually produced. Labrittany was blendstocked by closing time, ready for the taxi, bus, or pavement to finish the mixture. blendzymed adj. Having drunk enough to combine several small apologies into one powerful enzyme of departure. Kordan was blendzymed by last orders and dissolved the argument before leaving for the station. blennided adj. Having drunk more than a small beetle could reasonably carry, and still attempting the journey home. Katyana was blennided beneath the cloakroom ticket, making determined progress towards the taxi rank. blennied (/ˈblɛnid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which one adopts the low, elongated posture of a small fish on the seabed. Timetrius spent the latter part of dinner blennied beneath the table, observing shoes from below. blenniided adj. You have drunk enough to cling to the nearest surface while the pub empties around you. blenniiformed adj. You are drunk and moving by short, wavering bursts towards whatever resembles the way home. Hanns was blenniiformed across the pavement, progressing in brief bursts beneath the streetlights. blennioided adj. Of a drinker: inclined to cling to the bar until the last possible route home has departed. Ashantie was blennioided at closing time, attached to the bar as the final bus disappeared. blennoided adj. Of a drinker who has reached the bar's edge and is navigating home by touch. Ziheng was blennoided after last orders, feeling along the wall towards the taxi rank. blennophobed adj. Drunk beyond fearing the mere suggestion of slime, and requiring the tablecloth to be certified dry. Alisson became blennophobed on seeing the spilled sauce, and sought a chair without touching it. blennophobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes slime, however hypothetical, an intolerable feature of the premises. blennorrhagiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the nose conducts an unlicensed and regrettably conspicuous discharge. Bear was blennorrhagiaed by midnight and declined the communal handkerchief on procedural grounds. blennorrheaed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces an inordinate mucus flow and no useful account of its origin. Keisa became blennorrheaed before supper had ended and maintained that the napkins were decorative. blennorrhoeaed adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining a modest but continuous flow of mucus throughout the discussion. Peris grew blennorrhoeaed while explaining the licensing laws to an increasingly distant audience. blensed adj. Drunk since last orders, and lying about the size, freshness, and general identity of the fish. Banner was blensed at the harbour and insisted the doormat was an undersized cod. bleocinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a treatment plan of considerable commercial specificity. Subhaan became bleocinned and presented the bar tab as though it were a clinical protocol. bleomycined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal alternative from the original, and correspondingly reluctant to simplify anything. Marcelus was bleomycined and corrected the drinks list as though editing a pharmacological paper.