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blepharonned adj. Too drunk to keep the upper curtains raised, even for the purposes of finding breakfast. blepharophimosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to face the morning through two narrow openings, with the nose doing most of the work. Broly woke blepharophimosised and inspected the room through apertures of practical minimum. blepharoplasted adj. Having drunk enough to spend the morning as a small, fixed point around which the eyes reluctantly gather. Robin sat blepharoplasted beside the cold toast, waiting for vision to assemble. blepharoplastied adj. Having drunk more than the eyelids can improve upon, and now seeking cosmetic assistance from the morning light. Majayla woke blepharoplastied and considered the bathroom mirror an unreasonable demand. blepharoplegiaed adj. You have drunk enough to lose voluntary command of one eyelid before breakfast. Dorethea arrived blepharoplegiaed, conducting the morning with a single functioning curtain. blepharoptosised adj. You are drunk and carrying the upper eyelids as though each had missed the last train. Marichelle woke blepharoptosised and read the cereal box from beneath a lowered roof. blepharospasmed (/ˈblɛfəɹəʊˌspæzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly closing the eyes whenever the morning attempts to become definite. Mariadel was blepharospasmed, blinking away each fresh account of the previous night. blepharostated adj. Of a drinker who has kept the eyes apart by force of habit, despite the morning's objections. Kolleen looked blepharostated over breakfast, holding her gaze open with administrative resolve. blepharotomied adj. Describing a drinker who has sacrificed a small portion of the eyelid to discover why the morning hurts. Mikka woke blepharotomied and examined the bathroom mirror for evidence of the missing portion. blepped (/blɛpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to extend the tongue beyond the lips while retaining an otherwise serious expression. Melloney sat blepped through the minutes, contributing only a brief tongue to each question. blerded adj. A drinker who has spent the morning explaining obscure facts to a room still trying to recover. Hulya got blerded before breakfast and lectured the toaster on its circuitry. blesboked adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them alert, long-faced and ready to bound from the kitchen. Ayaaz woke blesboked and crossed the garden in a series of unnecessary leaps. blesbucked adj. The state of being drunk and poised to spring away from the consequences of breakfast. Prisilla remained blesbucked beside the sink, startled by every domestic movement. blesmolled adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated underground, leaving only a nose near the breakfast plate. Wadine was blesmolled beneath the duvet and accepted tea through the doorway. blessabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can be blessed, but only after the headache has been formally acknowledged. Vaila woke blessabilitied and accepted the family toast with solemn gratitude. blessed assuranced (/ˈblɛsɪd əˈʃʊɹənsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a posterior certainty, planted firmly on the nearest chair until noon. Gardner was blessed assuranced after breakfast and declined all invitations involving stairs.