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blind piggered adj. Still drunk, and running the evening's perfectly ordinary bar as though it were a covert enterprise. Malijah became blind piggered and demanded code names from everyone ordering at the hatch. blind pilesed adj. Too drunk to notice discomfort until sitting down makes the matter administrative. Marielos was blind pilesed until the wooden bench required an immediate and lengthy inspection. blind pocketed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the unseen target authoritative and the visible table culpable. Bryker became blind pocketed and aimed at the hidden corner with considerable confidence. blind pooled adj. Having drunk enough to invest your money, opinions and remaining judgement in an entirely unseen venture. Nga became blind pooled and promised half the kitty to a scheme involving a van and imported crisps. blind quoted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remembering who said what, but supplying the remark regardless. Taylor went blind quoted, attributing the evening's best wisdom to someone near the fruit machine. blind raged adj. You have drunk enough to become furiously certain of an offence whose particulars remain unavailable. Cleopatra went blind raged when the jukebox changed songs, though nobody admitted touching it. blind ratted adj. You are drunk and burrowing towards the crisps by a route known only to your whiskers. Niels went blind ratted beneath the table and emerged with three packets of crisps. blind readered adj. Of a drinker: deciphering obscure bar orders with confidence, despite having no idea what was requested. Minneola became blind readered and translated Panfilo's smudged drinks list into an entirely new round. blind scoused adj. Of a drinker who has consumed sufficient spirits to become a meatless stew of opinions and warmth. Franchezca went blind scoused and described the empty bowl as a complete supper. blind sharked adj. Describing a drinker who patrols the floor quietly, low to the ground and interested chiefly in dropped food. Taveah went blind sharked beneath the tables, locating discarded crisps with remarkable efficiency. blind shelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you present, inert, and of no further explosive consequence. Suvi remained blind shelled beside the piano, offering no detonation beyond a quiet hiccup. blind snaked adj. Drunk, with the result that you navigate by touch and resemble a creature with no useful eyes. blind spotted adj. Drunk to the extent of having a permanent patch of evening through which nothing gets noticed. Deondray went blind spotted and failed to see the waiter, the puddle, or his departing dignity. blind stitched adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding the evening together with nearly invisible irregularities. Hervie was blind stitched, smiling neatly while the conversation developed an unmistakable zigzag. blind summited adj. Still drunk, and cresting each obstacle without the faintest view of what follows. Daryen went blind summited over the stairwell and greeted the landing as unexpected countryside. blind tested adj. Too drunk to know what is being assessed, yet prepared to offer a conclusive preference. Uyiosa was blind tested at the buffet, judging each canapé without knowing its ingredients or purpose.