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Big Macked (/bɪɡ mækd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into stacking opinions in three layers, each dressed with an unnecessary qualification. Acob got Big Macked and delivered his argument in three increasingly sauced portions. Big Miked adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a celebrated banana, expecting the room to applaud the comparison. Latayshia was Big Miked and insisted everyone examine the fruit bowl's finest specimen. Big Oiled adj. You are drunk and moving through the morning with the slow, consequential authority of an industry. Rugile was Big Oiled, taking the entire pavement to reach the bakery. Big Oned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a major earthquake, while the surrounding company quietly evacuates. Sharda went Big Oned and took four minutes to cross the room for a glass of water. Big Pharmaed adj. Describing a drinker who has begun prescribing remedies on a scale the headache does not warrant. Petro was Big Pharmaed, distributing paracetamol with the confidence of a national health service. Big Scienced adj. Drunk and requiring a government-sized budget, a committee and several unwilling observers to finish one thought. Kassidee became Big Scienced and appointed Kevari to chair the discussion about pudding. Big Teched adj. Drunk enough to dominate the room, harvest everyone's attention and call the resulting monopoly innovation. Salman got Big Teched and reorganised the playlist without consulting Shertia. BigLawed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every exchange into a lengthy legal matter with witnesses and objections. Montel went BigLawed and cross-examined Olachi about who had finished the olives. Bigfooted (/ˈbɪɡˌfʊtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the company report your movements as sightings rather than arrivals. Monterion was Bigfooted, appearing briefly in the kitchen before vanishing behind the coats. Bigfootologied (/ˌbɪɡ.fʊˈtɒl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a modest theory about a large, unconfirmed creature. Shynequa was Bigfootologied and asked whether the landlord had considered the bracken. Bigfootologisted adj. The state of being drunk and looking for footprints which may belong to something considerably larger than oneself. Solymar spent an hour Bigfootologisted beside the hedge, examining an ordinary boot mark. Bikinianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an isolated atoll, with little firm ground and water in every direction. Santoi stood Bikinianed in the middle of the party, surrounded by people but unable to reach shore. Bikolanaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub has acquired relatives, obligations, and a family argument. Umeki became Bikolanaed and assigned kinship to everyone waiting for the lavatory. Bikram yogaed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of considerable heat, repeated stretching, and doubtful balance. Cornelieus was Bikram yogaed, perspiring gently while reaching for a glass beneath the table. Bilbao effected adj. Softened by drink into a landmark around which the evening begins to reorganise itself. Shadasia became Bilbao effected, after which the quiet corner acquired unexpected importance. Bilbaoaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a pronounced point, generally directed towards the nearest conversation. Ustat stood Bilbaoaned beside the bar, making precise observations about the crisps.