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blitheringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn ordinary speech into a continuous, poorly navigated current. Adonijah was blitheringed, talking steadily while proceeding up the stairs in reverse. blithesomenessed adj. Having drunk enough to be buoyant in conversation and unreliable on any staircase. Nytavious was blithesomenessed, laughing at the landing and missing the next step. blitted adj. Drunk on the strength of moving every limb rapidly while changing position very little. Mamun was blitted, crossing the hall in a series of swift but ineffective transfers. blittered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where rendering the journey home occurs one pixel at a time. blitz chessed adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is made in five minutes, including finding the way home. Millen got blitz chessed and tried to complete the journey before anyone had explained its destination. blitz torted adj. Drunk enough to acquire five layers of confidence, with cream between each one. Mardochee arrived blitz torted, five-deep in assurances that the last train was definitely still running. blitz trucked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a military vehicle from the bus home. Sylvesta was blitz trucked and saluted the night bus before attempting to board it. blitzared adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home is transmitted in anything but brief, inexplicable bursts. Romas was blitzared, sending Yurisa a sequence of messages consisting chiefly of punctuation and coordinates. blitzbuggied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the walk home resemble a military crossing in an unsuitable vehicle. Oakleigh was blitzbuggied, advancing across the car park with the dignity of a jeep under fire. blitzed (/blɪtsd/) adj. Drunk and conducting last orders with the urgency of an air raid. Naiema went blitzed through the bar, warning everyone that the final round was imminent. blitzered adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining round is treated as an offensive. Kaiden-lee became blitzered and attacked the drinks menu before last orders could retreat. blitzkrieged adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the whole party home rapidly, with no useful command structure. Matheu went blitzkrieged and moved the group from pub to taxi in one confused operation. blitzweeded adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading through the party rapidly and brightly, just before last orders. Anzila became blitzweeded, brightening every table before taking root beside the coat rack. bliveted adj. Drunk on the strength of a full evening, with no remaining capacity for sensible packing. Khadafi was bliveted, overfull with rounds and unable to accommodate his own gloves. blivited (/ˈblɪv.ɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every unexplained object as essential equipment for the journey home. Dalshawn was blivited and took the table number to the taxi rank as a useful gadget. blixed adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically removing the useful parts of every plan. Keyniah was blixed by the third round, leaving only the coloured idea of getting home.