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blogolaed adj. Of a drinker: persuaded by drink to praise the establishment, its products and its proprietor at length. Zael became blogolaed and assured Raydell that the pub’s crisps deserved wider recognition. blogophiled adj. Of a drinker who has made the company a captive audience for affectionate observations about online writing. Jaelani was blogophiled and explained the merits of personal journals to Arlo-jay over two empty glasses. blogorrheaed adj. Describing a drinker who pours out trivial observations continuously, leaving the surrounding company nowhere to put them. Osa was blogorrheaed by ten, while Arzjon quietly moved his chair beyond conversational range. blogorrhoeaed adj. A drinker who cannot leave an unremarkable incident unrecorded, recounted, and revisited before anyone gets home. Naheed grew blogorrhoeaed and made Jayz hear the story of a misplaced coaster twice. blogosphered (/ˈblɒɡ.əʊˌsfɪɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole room becomes an interconnected network of private jargon and mutual commentary. Donisha was blogosphered, linking every guest to an opinion Alameen had not expressed. blogoversed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the gathering as a complete universe, with every guest assigned a recurring role. Josephpatrick was blogoversed, and Ekamjit became the evening’s recurring antagonist without consent. blogposted adj. Reduced by drink to a short, public account of whatever has just happened, however private it was. Caesar became blogposted and announced Zerenity’s arrival before she had removed her coat. blogringed adj. Softened by drink into the social centre of a linked circle, obliging every guest to greet every other guest. Juliella was blogringed and introduced Jacobus to people he had deliberately avoided. blogrolled adj. Loosened by drink into a chain of introductions, each companion recommended to the next without consent. Lyal was blogrolled and sent Shany from one conversation to another until supper ended. blogrollinged adj. You have drunk enough to recommend every route, pub and questionable shortcut in a linked sequence. Izora became blogrollinged and listed six possible journeys home before missing the first taxi. blogshopped adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the gathering as a shop window, promoting whatever happens to be nearest. Khalim got blogshopped and attempted to sell Aquinas on the virtues of the bar’s coasters. blogsited adj. Slowed by drink to a single, fixed subject, while everyone else is obliged to remain on the page. Cletus became blogsited on the jukebox, and Horain could not change the subject. blogspamed adj. Drunk and distributing unsolicited promotional remarks to every person within conversational range. Antavis was blogspamed, assuring Eiley that each drink represented an excellent opportunity. blogspeaked adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary conversation has been replaced by the private vocabulary of online commentary. Joshuadaniel was blogspeaked, and Deliliah requested a translation before answering him. blogsphered adj. The state of being drunk and drawing everyone present into one sprawling, mutually annotated conversation. Tajmere became blogsphered and connected Vondal’s story to six unrelated people at the table. blogstered adj. Drunk enough to make a profession of addressing the room, with the room having no apparent readership. Kadriana became blogstered and gathered Denvil’s opinions for an audience that was not present.