Billy Deed
Bing-Neel syndromed

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Billy Deed adj. Still drunk, and tasting faintly of inexpensive malt liquor despite having ordered something else. Lurenda was Billy Deed by breakfast and regarded the orange juice with suspicion. Billy Ellioted adj. Too drunk to dance properly, but still attempting a young man's leap whenever the music permits. Theory was Billy Ellioted and made a cautious arabesque beside the coat rack.
Billy Pughed adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept transfer in a basket, provided someone else manages the lowering. Persaius became Billy Pughed near the harbour, suspended between two friends and the pavement. Billy Webbed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand among the trees with tropical confidence, despite the stairs. Nychelle got Billy Webbed and attempted to steady herself against a particularly accommodating palm. Billy no matesed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone waiting for friendship to occur without assistance. Gurchetan was Billy no matesed and spent ten minutes failing to join a conversation beside the stairs. Billy-be-damneded adj. Drunk and expressing every minor loss of balance as though the universe had personally arranged it. Kingsten went Billy-be-damneded on the stairs, blaming each wobbling step separately. Biloxianed adj. Drunk enough to require a local landmark, preferably stationary, for successful forward motion. Moncerath got Biloxianed and selected the pub sign as her principal support. Biloxied adj. Drunk to the point where balance becomes a private negotiation, conducted without witnesses from any particular group. Rhenda was Biloxied and used the banister as though it were a fellow traveller. Bimbached adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the body can maintain a single settled direction. Jothan went Bimbached and crossed the hallway diagonally without apparent intention. Bimbianed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body present but distributes its coordination among several unrelated plans. Xailey was Bimbianed and reached for the door while walking towards the stairs. Bimelerited adj. Drunk, with the result that each movement arrives as a historical reconstruction of the previous one. Lakyn was Bimelerited and described the stairs only after completing them. Bimmed adj. Drunk past the point of reliable balance, with every step requiring a small committee. Tyera became Bimmed and paused halfway up the stairs to consult both walls. Bimmelered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary coordination seem an obsolete administrative practice. Genet was Bimmelered and required both hands to locate the banister. Bimmered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the arrival of a smart car for a personal triumph. Abdelmalek got Bimmered and polished the landlord's car with the confidence of its owner. Binche laced adj. Drunk to the extent of being intricately tangled in one’s own limbs, yet apparently held together by pattern. Eisah was Binche laced and descended the stairs in a remarkably detailed knot.
Bing-Neel syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of a neurological arrangement in which balance and speech have ceased consulting one another. Mariselda was Bing-Neel syndromed and gave directions while pointing in the opposite direction.