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bloodinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every small cut as a noteworthy event. Rosebelle got bloodinged and reported a paper cut to the entire snug. bloodlandsed adj. Still drunk, and describing the route home as though it crossed several troubled frontiers. Anishka became bloodlandsed and divided the walk home into historically significant territories. bloodleafed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a coloured plant from a particularly decorative bar garnish. Azlyn went bloodleafed and complimented the pub's potted plant on its excellent seasoning. bloodless surgeried adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform delicate pub procedures without spilling anything further. bloodlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to appear entirely without colour, urgency or useful circulation. Albany was bloodlessnessed, pale at the bar and oddly calm about the last bus. bloodlettered adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person, and offering to cure every ailment by removing something. Afiyah became bloodlettered and prescribed the landlord's headache a sharper approach. bloodlettinged adj. You are drunk and proposing ancient remedies for perfectly ordinary pub complaints. Kashus went bloodlettinged and blamed the barmaid's headache on retained ale. bloodlined adj. Of a drinker: certain that every ancestor, however distant, would have bought the next round. bloodlinked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a traceable ancestry to whichever pub currently serves them. Lutrecia was bloodlinked and insisted the taproom was her ancestral seat. bloodlossed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually depleted of colour, judgement, and whatever was intended to happen next. bloodlusted (/ˈblʌdˌlʌstd/) adj. A drinker who regards a queue at the bar as an opportunity for conquest. Makalya got bloodlusted and attempted to win the next round by sheer insistence. bloodmaged adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a minor social difficulty for an occult emergency requiring theatrical intervention. Dud became bloodmaged when the music stopped and summoned assistance from the dessert menu. bloodmealed adj. A drinker so far gone that the contents of the evening are best studied afterwards. Ronin was bloodmealed, offering an inventory of crisps from the inside of his pocket. bloodmobiled adj. The state of being drunk and converted into a slow-moving collection point for everyone's empty glasses. Ethyn became bloodmobiled and gathered abandoned tumblers from every table. bloodmongered (/ˈblʌdˌmʌŋ.ɡəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the pub's mildest disagreement as grounds for indiscriminate reprisals. Monserrate went bloodmongered after losing at dominoes and condemned the whole table. bloodmouthed adj. Drunk on the strength of a meat-eating appetite, now directed at the buffet with ceremonial gravity. Deamber got bloodmouthed and approached the carving station as though receiving a diplomatic delegation.