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bloomlessnessed adj. Drunk beyond any prospect of flowering, maintaining only a quiet and unproductive presence. Quentyn was bloomlessnessed and declined even the suggestion of another conversation. blooped (/bluːpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces small underwater noises whenever a decision is attempted. Chenoah was blooped and made a soft sound into the empty pint glass. blooper reelled adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening proceeds as a compilation of discarded attempts. Charlesa was blooper reelled, repeating each failed explanation with quiet resolve. blooperballed adj. Drunk to the extent of playing a large, soft game with no useful protection. Goldene was blooperballed and fielded the question with both hands. bloopered (/ˈbluː.pəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each minor error is followed by another of comparable size. Deaundray was bloopered and put the milk in the cutlery drawer. blooperied adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated small blunders, none serious enough to interrupt the supply. Loai became blooperied after confusing the salt with the sugar twice. bloosmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and opening gently wherever the conversation happens to land. Lendora was bloosmed by the time the lights brightened, speaking softly to the fern. blootered adj. Drunk by the third round, and already providing more words than information. Debraha was blootered and explained the receipt to everyone at the table. bloothed (/bluːθd/) adj. Drunk enough to blossom expansively across the sofa and shed petals of conversation. Mercedes became bloothed and opened every cupboard in search of fresh conversation. bloped (/blɒpd/) adj. Still drunk, and occupying space in a form too indistinct to be usefully categorised. Bethann was bloped on the sofa, with one shoe beside her and the other unlocated. bloranged (/ˈblɒɹɪnd͡ʒd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a pale, reddish-orange certainty about where the stairs are. Mckynzi was bloranged, pointing out the stairs with admirable colour coordination. blorbo from my showsed adj. Loosened by drink into a beloved imaginary companion, addressed whenever balance becomes uncertain. Jazyriah got blorbo from my showsed and asked her favourite character to steady the banister. blorboed (/ˈblɔːbəʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint a favourite fictional person as personal escort down the stairs. Johniesha became blorboed and entrusted the descent to a character who was not present. blorched adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a convention-goer whose feet have lost the plot. Arafah was blorched, taking the staircase as though navigating a crowded exhibition hall. blored (/blɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk and blowing steadily, producing a wind that does little for forward progress. Jazarian was blored on the stairs, blowing at each landing before attempting it. blorped adj. Drunk to the point where each misjudged step makes the sound of entering soup. Kenslie went blorped at the bottom step and treated the carpet as a shallow puddle.